This is fantastic. Italy is letting drivers know where the whores are – or that there might be whores crossing the road? From this story:
Motorists and pedestrians have complained that the sign is ‘confusing’, saying they don’t know if it means to watch out for crossing hookers or if it means prostitutes operate in the area.
I would imagine these ladies of the night aren’t traveling, don’t have to travel great distances to get paid to have sex – so I’ll go ahead and say these signs mean both they cross and operate in the area. Check out this msnbc story, I couldn’t find the sign they use anywhere. That can’t be real, right? I looks like the cover of a porno about an Area 51 type area with a bunch of toxic sluts – hmm, I call intellectual property on that!
Some guy in Minnesota was arrested after throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin when she was at some book signing crap. And the worst part for this guy, from this story:
Neither tomato came close hitting the former 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, but did hit a police officer in the face, the station reported.
Damn, if you’re going to risk going to jail for throwing tomatoes at someone – hit that person, and if you don’t hit that person… now pay attention, if you don’t hit that person, whatever you do, don’t hit a cop in the face with a tomato. They hate that, seriously, they do not like that… at all. Trust me. But you know who does like that: a hooker dressed like a cop who you’ve paid to like it… Keep smiling, bitch (whap!) You don’t get paid if you stop smiling (whap!) Call me your Mr. Tomato Man, good (whap!) Now, who would win in a fight, me or that punk-ass Mr. Potato Man (whap!) You’re god damn right I would (whap!). Ha, hookers will do anything for money. That’s why they’re so great.
Barack Obama was on Letterman last night. And I was totally going to watch it even though the show is on while I’m usually knee-deep in hookers and blow – I know what you’re thinking, why can’t you enjoy the hookers and blow whilst watching David Letterman. To that I can only answer, you’ve obviously never mixed hookers and blow, you might be able to have one hooker or just the coke, but when you have multiple whores and copious amounts of nose candy, it’s really easy to get distracted. So I canceled my regular Monday night - post Monday Night Football of course - hookers and blow get together so that I can watch our president talk to a really old funny guy. But then my girlfriend came over and we had sex instead. The moral of the story is that just because you have a girlfriend, you don’t have to stop snorting coke and banging hookers. The End.
You’ve probably heard of ACORN, maybe? Whatever - it’s a nationwide organization that’s supposed to help people (I think the C stands for Community, the other letters are just there to make it spell ACORN). Either way, it’s taking heat right now because some guy and some chick pretended to be a lawyer and a hooker to see if ACORN would help them set up a brothel for underage prostitutes. Blah, blah, who cares. Check her out – that’s a picture of the girl, Hannah Giles, a 20-year-old journalism student.
Okay, I live in San Francisco where hookers are everywhere. And none of them look like this chick, not even close. I’m sure there’s some ladies out there who look like this and would have sex with someone for maybe five thousand dollars or something - actually that’s every girl that looks like that. Hell, 20-year-old college girls will have sex with dudes for a string of four-leaf clover beads, and if they have twinkle lights in them, she’ll invite a friend – trust me. But who can blame them, guys are throwing 1-cent generic beads to all the ladies, and then there’s me with the 14-cent four-leaf clover beads with twinkle lights… it looks like a string of gold to drunken sluts. Chicks are stupid.
Anyway, I’m not a conservative, so maybe that’s why I find this fake whore so attractive? I imagine having a heated argument where I convince her that religion is stupid and Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are just Rock DJs who found a niche… she’d be all crying, I’d brush her hair behind her ear, she’d look up at me and say “I didn’t know” and I’d just stare at her until she started bawling, then we’d do it, probably… Huh, that’s interesting, why do I find crying girls attractive, hmm, oh well.
You can check her out in this video; I think it’s adorable how she thinks hookers dress:
A bunch of young guys hanging out together in a foreign country, and Hillary Clinton doesn’t think they should be partying? Oh, what a Bitch… Okay, so they’re soldiers at the US Embassy in Afghanistan, but shouldn’t the extreme chance of death give them the right to get wasted and bang a couple of Afghan hookers. Not to mention that said ‘banging of hookers’ puts money into the economy of the country we’re trying to develop. Win-win, Hillary…
I like how in this story they say, the guards are having fun with ‘booze, hookers, and other “deviant behavior.” Other deviant behavior? Booze, hookers and… drugs? porno? cock-fights? What, god damn it, what!
