Political Sex

A bunch of ugly chicks got naked and put on pink wigs to protest the oil rig spill. I actually think there are some decent looking chicks in that video, or at least not fat, but they’re all covered up by posters. From this story:

The protesters — many of them women from the activist group Code Pink — wore little clothing, while others were costumed to resemble the fish and birds that have been injured or killed by the spreading massive oil slick caused by the deadly April 20 oil rig explosion.

Whatever. I hate protesters like this. They use the same type of chants that they use in movies about the sixties. I’m surprised they have that one song playing; you know, the one in all the Vietnam movies that starts with “Something’s happenin’ here…” You know, it’s at the start of ApocalypseNow; that movie with Martin Sheen where he’s on a boat with a cook and a guy on LSD… Did you ever see the Redux version with the extra footage where they stop at some dock of a French family and Martin Sheen bangs the hot French chick. God damn I love war! Whooo! Yeah, guns, LSD, cook-boat-drivers and fucking hot French chicks! Oil? What the hell do I care about oil. Fat chicks in wigs? What?! Why are you even talk about that, man!? I’m talking bangin’ French chicks during wartime, man! Freedom chicks!? Yes, that is very funny! Thank you.

Are shoulder pads a lesbian thing, or a Houston thing… whatever, they just look great, just great! Annise Parker has a chance to become the first openly gay mayor of Houston. I love how it’s always, the first “openly gay” this or that. I don’t want to start rumors but I’m pretty sure that one guy was a homosexual…? How do they know for sure that a previous mayor was a closeted gay; if so, who was it?

I guess that’s not the point though, the point is those god damn shoulder pads. I couldn’t find a picture of her with out them. What the hell is she thinking? Maybe she’s just trying to hide the fact she has a ridiculously large head.

I guess no one got 50% of the votes, so she and some dude will have a runoff election next month… blah, blah, shoulder pads, blah…