South Carolina Governor and Argentinian-chick-banging Mark Sanford will not have to go through an impeachment. Dudes out in January anyway when his final term ends. So what would the point be, not justice; no one cares so just let it go. At least we won’t here about this idiot anymore, except that his wife has some stuff going on now. In other news, I hope his wife fails at everything she’s trying to do. Why? Because fuck her, that’s why!

South Carolina lawmakers are going to consider impeaching their Governor, Mr. Mark Sanford. Who cares? No one really. Dude knows he’s on borrowed time. The guy used the State’s money to fly to Argentina to bang some hot latin chick. Look at this guy. He has a lifetime of jerk off memories to get him through. And he’ll be fine – write a book and marry his nanny or something.

In other news; I was just voted the Governor of Awesome. It was a tight race between me and my girlfriend’s cat, and I have to admit I kind of ran a dirty campaign. What!? He did poop on the floor in the middle of the night; I was behind in the poles; like you wouldn’t have used that against him. And fuck yeah I voted for myself… everyone does.