Thursday, 13. August 2009
Just checking how photos show up from phone. That’s a cup of coffee. My cup of coffee. Wow. I know. You’re really getting an inside look at the behind the scenes action of the Political Sex empire.
Thursday, 13. August 2009
The title refers to me testing the website posting capability of my iPhone, and not a bunch of chicks moving around. But I think I would’ve been confused as well. I think we all know the kind of trouble that can happen when you let a bunch of chicks run around all willy-nilly like. And I got your hopes up. For that I appologize.
Monday, 20. July 2009
iPhone has an app (I pretend to know what that means) to find the nearest medical marijuana distribution center. Because you know how it is with all those cancer patients who need pot for pain and hunger reasons – basically to function – they’re always just running out of weed in random places. Wow, it’s great they now have this service. Do they have an app for insulin suppliers, because they seem to think sick people forget their medicine:
“Man are you okay!” “No, I have diabetes, I’m having an attack.” “Take your insulin.” “I forgot it.” “Then check your app.” “What’s an app?” “For your iPhone, never mind, I’ll download it.” “Thank you.” “No problem, just pay me back the $2.99.” “What? You have to pay for that?” “Of course.” “Hmm, that seems odd, I could die without it.” “So… what do you want me to do.” “Well, I guess we have to. Can you break a $20?” “Not right now, but I can owe you.”
That’s basically how it would go. Except for the ‘having an attack’ part. I’m not sure what you say if you have diabetes… Anyways, this is my favorite part:
Did they just tell everyone they know where the illegal dealers are?