President Barack Obama will be on Leno tonight, I think it’s tonight; doesn’t really matter. Does anyone watch Leno? Or any of those late night shows? For the most part, anything worth watching on those shows will be online the next day.
Anyway… Obama jokes about how Michelle Obama is one of those ladies that gives out raisins to Halloween trick-or-treaters, and how he’s worried that the White House will get egged if they don’t give kids candy. It’s a decent joke. He probably talks to Leno about other stuff too, like the elections, war, dead dictators, or whatever.
There was this lady in my neighborhood when I was a kid that used to give out pomegranates – who the fuck gives out pomegranates for Halloween – and we were all pretty sure she killed children. Proof? She was creepy, and gave out pomegranates, what more proof do you need…
Sarah Palin’s daughter – named Bristol Palin, that chick that got knocked up when she was 16 or something, while her mom was making sure the Republicans had no chance to win the Presidency – is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. I don’t really know what that is, but by “Stars” I’m assuming them mean celebrities and not that she’s going to be dancing in a planetarium.
From TV Guide, this show of Stars also includes Florence Henderson, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Rick Fox, Kurt Warner, David Hasselhoff and Jennifer Grey.
I give it two weeks before Bristol finds herself in a drugged up threesome with David Hasselhoff and Florence Henderson. Future quote from Florence Henderson as she high-fives Hasselhoff when they’re done with her: “Welcome to Hollywood, bitch! Hey David, who the fuck is Bristol Palin?”
People are idiots, with no sense of humor, and have giant sticks up their big stupid asses. From this story:
They were just a couple of flirty one-liners delivered to a handsome fellow in a Buffalo-area restaurant. But because the “hottie” was President Barack Obama, the local and national media were on Luann Haley like hot sauce on a chicken wing.
Jay Leno got into the act and fired off a joke about her. Someone dubbed her the “Buffalo cougar.” Twitterers passed the story around, and people began leaping to the conclusion that Haley was a publicity hound, a jerk, a loose woman, a “classless tramp” or all of the above.
She was just kidding around; it’s what human beings do; less-than-human beings get offended by stuff like this… Like I have a standing invitation to First Lady Michelle Obama for some sweet-tender loving, and unlike Luann Haley, I’d be fine with being a home-wrecker – but does this make me a publicity-hungry-loose-classless-jerk-tramp? No, because I’m joking. Unless Mrs. Obama is looking for something she may not be getting at home because her husband is the busiest man in the country who may not have time to fulfill his husbandly duties… and because I’m a lazy-underachiever with plenty of time for my women. And again, I’m just joking. Like when I say, if she wanted to get a hold of me she could just click on the ‘About’ page at the top of the site and shoot me an email. And how I’m really good at keeping a secret… hahaha, I’m so funny. Seriously though, Michelle, I’d treat you right.
Again? Really? After that cluster ‘F’ of a show last time. The Twitter-boob-chick-who’s-also-John-McCain’s-daughter-which-is-why-it-is-on-Political-Sex is going to be on another Jay Leno Show panel.
From Twitter: @McCainBlogette I am going to be on Jay Leno tonight for the panel again….Tune in if you can!
Didn’t anyone at whatever network airs that night-time-show abortion actually watch the show last time. It was terrible. She’s not good. At all. Neither was anyone else on the panel, besides Jim Norton (who kind of looks like Britney Spears when she shaved her head).
Senator John McCain’s daughter, Medfhpcgan (her name’s Megan, but they put a bunch of random consonants in the middle and I don’t remember which ones so I guessed), who is famous for posting a boobie picture on Twitter – she’s also a best selling children’s book writer and columnist, but no one even knew that until the boob pic – was on some lame Jay Leno panel talking about current events. She sucks:
In her defense, or actually not really in her defense at all, everyone else on the panel besides Jim Norton is completely useless as an entertaining commentator. Here’s another clip, notice how what I just said is totally accurate, and notice at the end how the Twitpic Boob Chick - who said days ago she was done talking about the picture – compares her boobs to balloons:
