Aren’t we over the whole airport scanners and rub down deal? It was an outrage for a while, but like everything, are short attention spans have let it go, right? Except now Jesse “The Body” Ventura wants to remind everyone that it’s still an outrage. From this story:
Former Governor Jesse Ventura has taken steps to sue the TSA and the Department of Homeland Security, naming their chiefs John Pistole and ‘Big Sis’ Janet Napolitano in a lawsuit that will take on invasive airport pat-downs.
Millions and millions of people have flown in the United States since the more intensive screening started, and only a handful of people have complained. I have flown a few times and not once was I touched… at all. Which hurts the self esteem a little. Am I not good enough? Why don’t these fat slobs want to touch me? But don’t worry, I’ll get over it; it’s nothing that a big bowl of ice cream and a John Cusack movie won’t cure.
In other news: check out Ventura’s chin crater; I think that’s where they filmed the new James Cameron cave movie.
Is Jesse “The Body” Ventura still a governor somewhere? Oh well, it doesn’t really matter. But it is pretty great to see any politician tongue raped by a tiny, odd-looking comedian. That should be a regular segment on the Opie and Anthony Show: Coming up… Little Jimmy Norton Tongue F’s a Politician in the Ass. As far a radio goes, this was a great segment, and it got them on TMZ. The only way Howard Stern can get on TMZ now is if it came out with him being another person Tiger Woods was banging.
I like how Jesse Ventura is just sitting there, taking it. Either he really didn’t have anything to say, or if in his old age he’s having a harder time controlling his SEAL instinct to kill the opposition. It’s like a well trained German Shepard dealing with a yappy little Toy Poodle that’s nipping at it’s legs – just staring down, concentrating, ‘don’t bite it’s head off, don’t bite it’s head off…’
I missed this from the other day. It’s probably not worth the watch, but if you like Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura, or guys who use the sound ‘shhh’ instead of an ‘S’ sound. But it’s long. So don’t feel bad for not watching it. I just like where he talks about Sarah Palin – says he would never vote for her because he was a Navy SEAL and she is a quitter who would never be able to be a Navy SEAL like him. Although, even if Palin wanted to be a SEAL when Jesse became one, she wouldn’t have been allowed. That’s not the point though. Jesse no like-y.
