Is Jesse “The Body” Ventura still a governor somewhere? Oh well, it doesn’t really matter. But it is pretty great to see any politician tongue raped by a tiny, odd-looking comedian. That should be a regular segment on the Opie and Anthony Show: Coming up… Little Jimmy Norton Tongue F’s a Politician in the Ass. As far a radio goes, this was a great segment, and it got them on TMZ. The only way Howard Stern can get on TMZ now is if it came out with him being another person Tiger Woods was banging.

I like how Jesse Ventura is just sitting there, taking it. Either he really didn’t have anything to say, or if in his old age he’s having a harder time controlling his SEAL instinct to kill the opposition. It’s like a well trained German Shepard dealing with a yappy little Toy Poodle that’s nipping at it’s legs – just staring down, concentrating, ‘don’t bite it’s head off, don’t bite it’s head off…’

Senator John McCain’s daughter, Medfhpcgan (her name’s Megan, but they put a bunch of random consonants in the middle and I don’t remember which ones so I guessed), who is famous for posting a boobie picture on Twitter – she’s also a best selling children’s book writer and columnist, but no one even knew that until the boob pic – was on some lame Jay Leno panel talking about current events. She sucks:

In her defense, or actually not really in her defense at all, everyone else on the panel besides Jim Norton is completely useless as an entertaining commentator. Here’s another clip, notice how what I just said is totally accurate, and notice at the end how the Twitpic Boob Chick - who said days ago she was done talking about the picture – compares her boobs to balloons: