President Barack Obama provided some pre-football kickoff entertainment last night with a really good speech; he did some thumb pointing, people in the audience expressed their opinions by either clapping or not clapping, and now we’re getting some behind the scenes action with the head of Congress telling the president of the Senate – who are supposed to hate each other – that he had a good golf game the other day. Goooooo Politics!
I love the bro-hug they give each other at the beginning of the clip. It’s like when pro baseball players from rival teams are seen together sharing a hooker. The only people who actually believe there’s a rivalry are the fans.
Obama’s speech? Hmm… if you need something to contribute if you end up in some douchey conversation about politics over the weekend, just talk about Obama’s tie color. It’ll confuse people because it will sound like it means something. I couldn’t believe he was wearing the blue tie, if a President really means business, like when we go to war, he wears a red tie. Blue means he’s still trying to bring everyone together. And if some chick gets all pissed that you always refer the President as a “he” and reminds you that a woman could be President, just pat her on the head and say, “That’s adorable… What? I kid, I kid” while looking at all the guys shaking your head and winking. Then pound your drink and excuse yourself to get another. Done and done!
So this Joe Biden guy, who’s the Vice President of the United States by-the-way, is my favorite politician right now. Which is not hard to become, all you have to do is say ‘fuck’ on national/international television. It’s hard to hear, but Joe here, after introducing President Obama to sign the most important thing Obama has ever done in his political career (some health care crap), give Obama a little hug and whispers, “This is a big fucking deal.”
What a dick! Ha, I love it. Like as Obama was walking up to sign this bill he’s thinking ‘Man, look at all these people, and the cameras, what’s up with all these cameras.’ And it was a good thing Joe saw that curious look on Obama’s face and made sure to remind him that it’s a big deal.
Is it me, or does Vice President Joe Biden look a lot like the guy who plays the Devil on the show Reaper. His name is Ray Wise, he’s really good at being creepy in a smug kind of way. Did you ever watch Twin Peaks – Leland Palmer. Chills, right now, I just shook like I do when I pee sometimes, more of a shiver. Am I the only one that happens to. I’ve never been next to a guy at a urinal who shivered. I swear 30% of the time when I pee I shiver. What does that mean? If it’s bad, don’t tell me.
Speaking of bathrooms, I was in a stall at work today and I hear a guy come in, use the urinal and then walk right the hell out. There was no way the flush covered up the sound of the sink, there was not enough time. Walked right out. Everything that people touched after that guy touched it… it’s like they’re touching his penis.
Speaking of listening to people while in the stall, you can always tell when an older guy is at the urinal because you hear them walk in, unzip and… and… and… (sigh) there it is. It takes them so long to just get going. And they either sigh or let out a small grunt. It’s funny until I realize that’s going to be me someday.
