A former aide of John Edwards named Andrew Young says he has a sex tape of John Edwards with a very pregnant chick he was banging for a while named Rielle Hunter.

The most titillating revelation in Young’s book, however, remains the existence of a sex tape that Edwards and his lover Rielle Hunter reputedly made together. While Hunter’s face isn’t seen in the video, Cheri Young said bracelets and a thumb ring that belonged to Hunter are visible in the video.

I like how this means that this Andrew schmuck and his wife watched it, probably together. The skank in the video has a restraining order out to prevent the Youngs from selling/distributing the tape.

“In or about September 2006, using my video camera, I authored a personal video recording that depicted matters of a very private and personal nature,” Hunter wrote in an affidavit filed Thursday. “In 2006, I was also having an intimate relationship with Edwards.”

The child of Edwards and this chick, who is supposed to be visibly pregnant in the video, was born in 2008. Now, bear with me, I’m pretty sure babies are born in less than two years… unless something has changed since the last time I checked. I don’t really know from experience; when I knock a chick up I tell her that we should run away together, and pool all our money together so I can set everything up, and give her a train ticket to somewhere in the Mid West telling her I’ll catch-up with her after a wrap up a few things, but I never catch-up…

Oh, and it’s reported that John Edwards physically beat his cancer-fighting wife, which is not funny. Unless, he beat her with a rubber chicken. That would be really funny.

Wow, I need a Butt Boy. Do you have to be a weird little douche of a human being like John Edwards to get one?

That guy on the left did everything Edwards wanted, everything; even when Edwards knocked some chick up, the Butt Boy claimed he was the father so Edwards wouldn’t have to go through a scandal. Holy God Damn! John Edwards is the BIGGEST douche ever! Wow. It was Butt Boy’s dream to go to the White House, however he had to get there, but for Edwards to allow him to do that… whatever, they’re both assholes.

• _________ sometimes described himself as Edwards’s “special assistant” and dreamed of serving in an Edwards White House. Other aides, with a combination of disgust — and, perhaps, a bit of envy — referred to him as Edwards’s “personal servant,” or worse, Edwards’s “butt boy.”

I won’t say Butt Boy’s name, it’s not worth knowing. But if you really need to konw it’s in this story. He did write a book. Hell, if I was some one’s butt boy, and I didn’t get what I thought I deserved I’d write a book too. This definitely goes in the Another Loser with a Book pile with Jenny Sanford. Guess who also wrote a damn book: Elizabeth Edwards. It seems like all you have to do is let John Edwards piss all over you, and you get a book deal. She writes about Butt Boy:

• She and her husband were, she wrote, his victims — guilty only of “being vulnerable to obsequiousness.”

Don’t worry, I looked it up; obsequiousness – Full of or exhibiting servile compliance; fawning. Victims of someone doing whatever they wanted… I can hear the movie trailer now, “And just when you thought it was safe to wash your own car, you discover it was already washed… AND WAXED. Don’t miss Butt Boy… Taking over the World… one dry cleaned suit at a time…”

What a mess-of-an-existence all around.

Little Johnny Edwards got busy in front of the lens with his mistress, who might also be his baby mamma. Politics is so awesome right now. I kind of want to see it… is that weird. Yep. She’s not bad, and I’m curious what he looks like doin’ it. I’m not into him, just curious. Kind of like the Verne Troyer (Mini Me) sextape; it’s more journalistic curiosity than sexual curiosity… maybe 65/35.

I bet he leans in with his tongue out like Mini Me. So weird; who does that. Ewww.

I’m having font problems again. Whatever. *update* I may have figured out the font problem.