HBO made a movie directed by the guy who did Recount, which is about the 2000 election, so it would seem we’ll get a movie about elections every four to eight years. Yay?
Game Change has Julianne Moore as a naughty-looking Sarah Palin (though since Boogie Nights, all her characters are naughty-looking), Ed Harris as a guy who looks like John McCain but doesn’t try to sound like him, and Woody Harrelson as McCain’s campaign manager(?), or maybe an imaginary friend who’s always getting him into trouble like Brad Pitt’s character in Fight Club – it really didn’t seem worth looking up. It also stars Ron Livingston, and some girl named Tiffany Thorton who is not nearly chubby enough to be playing Meghan McCain.
John McCain’s chubby daughter is in a sunscreen commercial. Why? I don’t know; she definitely doesn’t add anything to it. I heard it had something to do with a bunch of chicks being naked. But, just like a bunch of chicks, they’re only pretending to be naked in order to get something from other people. Typical…
Meghan McCain is an absolute mess. She slammed the president for being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest – there is nothing in that sentence I care about at all. But she’s on the tonight show more than stupid animals doing stupid things; I’m assuming they still do that crap, I only watch a minute or two a week from online clips. I barely watched this Meghan McCain thing for more then a few seconds. Unbearable. Good for her, I guess, for getting famous for being the chubby daughter of a failed Presidential candidate, but god damn she is just terrible… untalented chubby fluff.
And Ryan Seacrest, enough already. He’s responds with:
…she was slamming me on ‘The Tonight Show’… Because I interviewed the President of the United States.” she didn’t think this was an appropriate place for a president to speak. Now I understand that we are not ‘AC360′ … So she apparently has an issue with that, because of the type of show we do, and the fact that I produce a television show called, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and she thinks it’s just lowbrow… But I just want to be clear, it is the lowbrow show that she wanted to come on twice to promote her stuff.”
First, I don’t know nor care what AC360 is (and yes, I say ‘nor,’ what’s it to you). Second, everyone involved with this is an idiot. I’m not happy NOR proud that I did a post about it. I will not appologize - because fuck everyone, that’s why – but I will admit it was not a great thing to do.
This is fantastic, you can now hire this 19-year-old piece of ass to talk about sex. That’s not-even-close-to-becoming-Vice-President Sarah Palin’s slutty daughter who got all knocked up during her mother’s run with Senator John McCain. From this story:
Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers’ circuit and will command between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance, Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein said Monday.
Bristol Palin, 19, is listed on the speaking group’s website as available for conferences, fundraisers, special events and holidays, as well as women’s, youth, abstinence and “pro-life” programs.
What a fantastic example for young ladies of why not to have sex: ‘So let me get this straight, you had sex…’ ”Uh-huh…” ’Got pregnant…’ “That’s right…” ’And now you’re famous and make thousands of dollars to talk about sex….’ “Yep…” ‘Ah, Lucky! I do all that for free…’ “I know, it’s pretty awesome.”
There are thousands of teenage sluts getting knocked up every day, and no one wants to hear from any of them… especially not the guys who got them pregnant, trust me. But because her mom is a famously-failed politician, Bristol is able to make a couple bucks talking about her whorish ways. Whatever, get it if you can. Check out her bio on the speaker booking thing’s website:
Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s oldest daughter, took the country by storm practically overnight when she was introduced to Americans during the 2008 presidential campaign. Her teen pregnancy and the birth of her son Tripp, resulted in millions of Americans discussing the issues surrounding teen pregnancy. Bristol has since gone on to become a Teen Ambassador for the Candie’s Foundation, and speaks about pregnancy prevention, abstinence, faith and life. She recently appeared on the ABC drama “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” and is working on her first book.
After a year-long battle between Democrats and Republicans, some health care bill was passed by part of the government and signed by President Obama… and, rightly so, the Democrats and Obama are proud of their victory, although it’s not even close to what they originally started fighting for. But whatever, yay them. And in four years or so more people will be able to have health care, so I guess yay them too. Except now some other part of the government needs to go over some changes to this bill, and they’ll be fighting over that as well… And, from this story:
Sen. John McCain said Monday morning that Democrats have not heard the last of the health care debate, and said he was repulsed by “all this euphoria going on.”
Appearing on ABC’s “Good Morning America,” McCain, who was Obama’s GOP rival in the 2008 presidential campaign, said that “outside the Beltway, the American people are very angry. They don’t like it, and we’re going to repeal this.”
I like how he’s “repulsed” by the Democrats being happy. We are human beings. We like to win. It would be like him being repulsed by Cornell being happy about getting into the Sweet 16 (if you don’t get that, then fuck off and look it up) or me being happy that I banged Megan Fox. Only one of those things actually happened…
