These are the three college chicks from some college – doesn’t matter – that went missing a few days ago. They’re dead now. And I know what you’re thinking; rape? murder? drug-sex-pimp-softball ring? Nope, just an unfortunate accidental drowning after driving into some sort of water, a pond or lake or something.

This is so refreshing. Tragic, sure. But I’m tired of all these chicks getting gang-raped or murdered and stuffed into walls. It’s just three stupid college students driving around at night near water and driving into that water, and that’s just fine by me…

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