Political Sex

The acronym SCOTUS reminds me too much of the word ‘scrotum.’ And the name Kagan reminds me too much of the word ‘kegel;’ as in ‘kegel exercises.’ So to sum it up: I just can’t get behind a new Supreme Court Justice whose only going to make me think of kegel scrotums. You’re out of order… I’m out of order? At least I’m not a kegel scrotum. I rest my case.

From this story:

President Barack Obama nominated Solicitor General Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court on Monday, declaring the former Harvard Law School dean “one of the nation’s foremost legal minds.” She would be the court’s youngest justice and give it three female members for the first time.

There’s also rumors that this lady’s a lesbian; which normally I would totally support, but only when they look like the girls in these internet movies I found once. There really should be more hot lesbians in politics, and instead of reading the phonebook during a filibuster they could make out with each other. I’m not sure if this would help the political process, but it’s really awesome when two hot chicks make out with each other.

Are shoulder pads a lesbian thing, or a Houston thing… whatever, they just look great, just great! Annise Parker has a chance to become the first openly gay mayor of Houston. I love how it’s always, the first “openly gay” this or that. I don’t want to start rumors but I’m pretty sure that one guy was a homosexual…? How do they know for sure that a previous mayor was a closeted gay; if so, who was it?

I guess that’s not the point though, the point is those god damn shoulder pads. I couldn’t find a picture of her with out them. What the hell is she thinking? Maybe she’s just trying to hide the fact she has a ridiculously large head.

I guess no one got 50% of the votes, so she and some dude will have a runoff election next month… blah, blah, shoulder pads, blah…