Political Sex

Ha, ha, ha, you suck GOP. First some of your boys get caught spending a bunch of GOP money on a bunch of food and booze at a LA night club with a awesome leather/lesbian theme. Now, you put out a fundraising letter – are you trying to make fun of the census, or what’s the deal with making it look like the census, so misguided – that not only has the wrong phone number, but it’s a wrong number that happens to be for a phone-sex line… Brilliant.

I’m so glad I’m not one of you – except I would’ve like to go to that club very much. Not that I can’t go, but I don’t think I’d be able to afford the kind of night those boys must have had… How does one become a member of the GOP – just wondering for journalistic reasons?

A letter written by California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to the California Assembly. Do you see it? The first letter of the first word of each sentence in the body. 

For, Unnessessary, Care, Kick  Yet, Overwelmingly, Unnecessary…

No? FUCK YOU… No I’m not cussing at you, that’s what it says. F-U-C-K Y-O-U.

This is the best thing Arnold has ever done, besides in Conan the Barbarian when he gets wasted and punches a horse; that is the best thing anyone has ever done. But this is really, really funny.

Here’s a story about it, if you want.