Isn’t it cold in Maine in April. Around 24 women in some town in Maine decided to protest society’s double standard about  men and women walking around with their shirts off. It’s not against the law there for women to not have their shirts on. I applaud these ladies, not for protesting social norms – it’s cold and not one dude probably had their shirt off – but for letting everyone take their picture. If I knew this was happening I would have taken 3,000 pictures, started a website called pastymainewhores or mainestwhores or something like that (with ‘whores’ in the name of course) and charged a dollar for a lifetime subscription. I guarantee I’d at least break even for the flight out there and the domain hosting.

Update: That’s funny, when I do spell check ‘pastymainewhores’ come up spelled wrong but ‘mainestwhores’ comes up spelled correctly.

No surprises, right? Maine says ‘F-you gay marriage…’ Gay rights advocates say ‘F-you Obama…’

• Gay activists were frustrated that Obama, who insists he staunchly supports their overall civil rights agenda, didn’t speak out forcefully in defense of Maine’s marriage law before Tuesday’s referendum. The law was repealed in a vote of 53 percent to 47 percent.

Hmm. Yeah, stupid. Still no surprises: Washington State says ‘everything but…’

• Washington state voters have approved the state’s new “everything but marriage” law, marking a significant expansion of rights for gay couples who are registered as domestic partners.

Everything but… I bought into that crap once. This chick said we can do everything but have actual sex. I said sure – I didn’t really have that much going on at the time - and it was bull shit. There we are, both naked, doing nasty things to each others junk, but not having “sex” because that would be going to far? And this went on for a while. Then, this one time, we got really wasted… and bam! Chick’s begging me to have sex, so I hit it of course. And then I dumped her ass the next day. Point? No point, just letting you know that the player has always been playin’. A chick that doesn’t hold to her convictions is no chick I want to be spending my time with…