This chick’s the reason why guys cheat on their girlfriends… so it’s no surprise that her husband cheated on her with some hot Argentinian chick. If you don’t know, and why should you, this is Jenny Sanford. She divorced her Governor-of-South-Carolina-Mark-Sanford husband. Then she went on TV talk shows because she’s brave for some reason, and then she wrote a book because of being this type of brave woman. I’m still not sure how getting cheated on makes you brave – I’ve actually been doing research on the subject; I’ve been dating girls all romantic-like and then dumping their asses, after which I ask How do you feel? Brave? The data is so far inconclusive. Anyway, now this from this story:

Divorced former South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford confirms that she’s dating a Georgia businessman whose coastal vacation home is a few doors down from hers.

Holy fuck! This is awful, just awful. You know she and every chick out there is thinking “Oh, this is just like those stupid fucking chick flicks I like.” No, it’s not, that’s not how stuff actually happens. This guy knows how rich she is, he sees that she’s been betrayed, and thinks, I bet I could totally nail that. And you know what, because you know this loser with a book watches chick flicks, he’s right, what an easy target. One walk down the beach at sunset talking about what she’s interested in and bada-bing-bada-boom. 

South Carolina’s governor Mark Sanford is great. He did exactly what he should have done; after he cheated on his stupid wife with a woman he says he fell in love with – and not the type of love where you say you love her so she’ll let you bang her, cool ‘movie’ love - so his wife divorced him, instead of being a big pussy he goes right back after the chick he wants. From this story:

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford said Wednesday he spent last weekend in Florida with his Argentine lover, hoping to rekindle the affair that wrecked his marriage and his political future and brought a formal rebuke from legislators for embarrassing the state.

“Formal rebuke?” Whatever, he’s basically days away from not being a politician anymore, and then he’ll just be some rich guy with no ties to anyone who gets to travel around the world chasing some hot Argentinian chick… so he tells everyone wagging their fingers at him to Fuck Off. He might be my hero.

A judge has granted Jenny Sanford a divorce. Big F’n deal. But I do love ABC’s headline:

Judge Grants Jenny Sanford a Divorce from Cheating Gov. Mark Sanford

Ha, this guy’s jacked. No matter what happens, his name in the media will always be preceded by “Cheating Governor.” Does Cheating Governor Mark Sanford still think bangin’ a hot Argentinian was worth it… my sources say yes. And by sources, I just mean what I would still think if I was a Cheating Governor.

The wife of that one governor of that one state that was banging that other chick in that other country wrote a book and now she is giong around doing interviews; not because everyone in the media thinks her book is important, but because they want her to talk about what it was like to have her governor husband cheat on her. I imagine it’s about the same as having a regular husband cheat on you except you get to turn it into a million dollar book and interview deal.

I chose the Daily Show interview to post. I can’t imagine she said anything different to anyone else. And at least Jon Stewart can be funny… sometimes. I didn’t watch it. Why would I? And why can’t I center that embedded video. I did everything I usually do that centers it in the post, but not this one… so now something else that make me hate Jenny Sanford. Great! Like I needed another.

I guess this dumb ass wife (separated? divorced? care? NO) of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who banged a hot Argentinian did an interview with Barbara Walters. Quit it! Just stop! Damn it…

“It was awful for me to watch my husband come back and pine about his ‘soul mate’ and days spent crying in Argentina,” Jenny Sanford says. “It was awful to think that the world now, you know, was watching this about us and our marriage. It was awful from the political standpoint because he really should’ve, should’ve stopped talking at a certain point.”

She’s just trying to hock her book. Basically, she became a well-known loser; and semi-smart people who become well-known losers write books and go on TV to give examples of how much of a loser you can find out she is by reading her book. Fuck! Go away…