Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Bruno) plays an oppressive dictator in a movie called The Dictator which is based on a novel written by Saddam Hussein, but as some sort of comedy, not quite slap-stick but not quite no slap-stick…
It comes out next year, and it looks terrible. It will probably do great its first weekend, and then go away. But until that happens you’re going to have to sit through the preview before every movie you see and have to listen to people cackle like idiots at the dumb jokes – and say things like, “Oh, I want to see that, he’s funny, did you see Borat, I know, right, sooo funny.”
At least you get to see Megan Fox and her weird thumb pick up a fake ruby, so there’s that…
After a year-long battle between Democrats and Republicans, some health care bill was passed by part of the government and signed by President Obama… and, rightly so, the Democrats and Obama are proud of their victory, although it’s not even close to what they originally started fighting for. But whatever, yay them. And in four years or so more people will be able to have health care, so I guess yay them too. Except now some other part of the government needs to go over some changes to this bill, and they’ll be fighting over that as well… And, from this story:
Sen. John McCain said Monday morning that Democrats have not heard the last of the health care debate, and said he was repulsed by “all this euphoria going on.”
Appearing on ABC’s “Good Morning America,” McCain, who was Obama’s GOP rival in the 2008 presidential campaign, said that “outside the Beltway, the American people are very angry. They don’t like it, and we’re going to repeal this.”
I like how he’s “repulsed” by the Democrats being happy. We are human beings. We like to win. It would be like him being repulsed by Cornell being happy about getting into the Sweet 16 (if you don’t get that, then fuck off and look it up) or me being happy that I banged Megan Fox. Only one of those things actually happened…
How does one talk to the devil? This dick makes it sound like you can just call the dude up and chit chat about your soul. I only ask because I might want to sell my soul to get on that chick sitting next to him…
No… of course there would be more to it.
We would be doing it on a bed of 15 Megan Foxes while Pat Robertson is “forced” to watch while hanging upside-down naked getting whipped by a Haitian dwarf in a dwarf-sized devil costume, oh, and Sarah Palin would be sitting cross-legged in a Catholic school girl outfit on top of a pile of money licking a never-ending coating of Cheetos ‘cheese’ from her fingers while waving a tiny flag South Africa. Why South Africa? After all that, that’s your question… pervert.
Peace Man, dig it, yeah… People are giving the man a hard time about winning the stupid Nobel Peace Prize. How come no one was upset when he was nominated; how come no one said anything about it until he won; how come… actually that kind of fell flat. I was going for a bunch of ‘How Comes’ separated by semicolons, but I didn’t really think it through first. Oh well.
Anyway. I don’t think anyone even knew he was nominated, I don’t think anyone even knew that the Nobel Peace Prize was about to be given out. No one f’n cares about the Nobel Prize except the people who win them – because the win over a million dollars – and those who think they should (like scientists and poets).
Having to defend their pick, some Nobel people said, from this story:
“Alfred Nobel wrote that the prize should go to the person who has contributed most to the development of peace in the previous year,” Jagland said.
“Who has done more for that than Barack Obama?”
Who? I not only got two angry drunk chicks to stop fighting at a party last weekend, I even got them to make out with each other a little bit… It was awesome.
What a year this guy is having though, huh: he becomes the first black president of the United States and wins the Nobel Peace Prize… if he bangs Megan Fox in the Oval Office by the end of the year he’ll become the greatest human being who has ever lived, and who will ever live. Until the first female president wins the Nobel Prize in Physics and bangs Megan Fox in the Oval Office; that’s no contest.
