Political Sex » Meghan McCain

that Sarah Palin movie with Julianne Moore might be good…

Political Sex — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:13:39 +0000

HBO made a movie directed by the guy who did Recount, which is about the 2000 election, so it would seem we’ll get a movie about elections every four to eight years. Yay?

Game Change has Julianne Moore as a naughty-looking Sarah Palin (though since Boogie Nights, all her characters are naughty-looking), Ed Harris as a guy who looks like John McCain but doesn’t try to sound like him, and Woody Harrelson as McCain’s campaign manager(?), or maybe an imaginary friend who’s always getting him into trouble like Brad Pitt’s character in Fight Club – it really didn’t seem worth looking up. It also stars Ron Livingston, and some girl named Tiffany Thorton who is not nearly chubby enough to be playing Meghan McCain.

hey look, Meghan McCain’s pretending she’s naked…

Political Sex — Wed, 11 May 2011 23:44:39 +0000

John McCain’s chubby daughter is in a sunscreen commercial. Why? I don’t know; she definitely doesn’t add anything to it. I heard it had something to do with a bunch of chicks being naked. But, just like a bunch of chicks, they’re only pretending to be naked in order to get something from other people. Typical…

shut the hell up Meghan McCain, you too Ryan Seacrest…

Political Sex — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 20:17:42 +0000

Meghan McCain is an absolute mess. She slammed the president for being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest – there is nothing in that sentence I care about at all. But she’s on the tonight show more than stupid animals doing stupid things; I’m assuming they still do that crap, I only watch a minute or two a week from online clips. I barely watched this Meghan McCain thing for more then a few seconds. Unbearable. Good for her, I guess, for getting famous for being the chubby daughter of a failed Presidential candidate, but god damn she is just terrible… untalented chubby fluff.

And Ryan Seacrest, enough already. He’s responds with:

…she was slamming me on ‘The Tonight Show’… Because I interviewed the President of the United States.” she didn’t think this was an appropriate place for a president to speak. Now I understand that we are not ‘AC360′ … So she apparently has an issue with that, because of the type of show we do, and the fact that I produce a television show called, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and she thinks it’s just lowbrow… But I just want to be clear, it is the lowbrow show that she wanted to come on twice to promote her stuff.”

First, I don’t know nor care what AC360 is (and yes, I say ‘nor,’ what’s it to you). Second, everyone involved with this is an idiot. I’m not happy NOR proud that I did a post about it. I will not appologize - because fuck everyone, that’s why – but I will admit it was not a great thing to do.

FIN

holy crap, Meghan McCain is just terrible…

Political Sex — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 20:00:11 +0000

Listening to Meghan McCain talk makes me want to scratch my forehead off with a broken plastic fork. And I know what you’re thinking: Did Meghan McCain lose weight? The answer is: Who cares, kind of, I guess, wait, why are we even talking about her.

Why does she always say how old she is? Is it because if you preface something with how old you are you can get away with saying anything you want… As a 31-year-old guy, I think Meghan McCain is just plain awful, in every possible way. I probably wouldn’t even have sex with her; and she’s on TV, and the daughter of a politician – which are two things that will usually negate a chick’s appearance and annoying speech pattern.

another loser with a book, Meghan McCain…

Political Sex — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 02:09:27 +0000

This photoshopped picture is the cover of a book written by Senator John McCain’s much-chubbier-in-real-life daughter - named Meghan McCain. As you can see it’s called Dirty Sexy Politics. I guess it’s about being on the campaign trail with her dad or something. Read it. Don’t Read. Who cares? But you probably shouldn’t read it. That’s just my opinion, and I seriously have nothing better to do… at all. And I still would never read this book.

Why am I so exhausted? I’m actually, physically drained just thinking about this cover having pages under it, with words on them; imagine reading those words. Ugh. I have absolutely nothing else to say about this. I need a nap.

Here’s a video of her talking to someone about having sex with Sarah Palin or something, I didn’t watch it.