This is Meghan McCain, better known as the TwitPic Boob Girl, and when the whole twitter picture thing happened, she vowed to never speak of it again. From her article titled America’s Boob Police:
(Despite rumors of breast augmentation, Simpson has always insisted her breasts are real.) Compounding the issue, she posted a picture of herself displaying a lot of cleavage, which caused a serious Twitpic backlash. (I myself have a little experience in this department, so I am sympathetic to Simpson and others who are vilified for showing off their figures.)
Her article basically accuses society of having an unfair fascination with fake breasts, and ladies are unfairly being called “big” because their giant breasts are real, where they wouldn’t be called big if their boobs were fake. That’s stupid. It has nothing to do with fake or real. She compares Heidi Montag with her DDD boobs, with Jessica Simpson’s giants (who’s kind of tubby now).
But Heidi Montag is hot. That’s why we like hers more than Jessica Simpsons. Maybe she doesn’t think we guys know, but we know that fat girls have big boobs. And they have big boobs because they’re fat. Hell, fat guys have big boobs. Big boobs aren’t hot if they’re attached to a fat chick; true story.
Wow… that is a lot of air-brushing. And usually people are ‘touched up’ for print ads and billboards where they might be in gigantic displays over high traffic areas, but holy crap, that, THAT, is A LOT of airbrushing. Do you know who that is? If not, guess how old she is. That is the 55-year-old wife of Senator/presidential nominee John McCain, Cindy McCain, in a pro-same sex marriage ad. From this story:
John McCain’s office issued a statement saying the Arizona senator respects the views of members of his family but remains opposed to gay marriage. It says McCain believes “marriage is only defined as between one man and one woman.”
Like John McCain can say anything; he’s almost a hundred years old, so banging a 55 year old is a great accomplishment and as a man he’ll let a hot piece of ass (relatively speaking) do whatever she wants as long as she’s giving it up. So, what we can take away from this is that John’s still hittin’ that! Yeah buddy!
But, this is what she actually looks like:
And so you remember, this is their chubby daughter who is best known for this picture she posted on her Twitter page:
Meghan “That-chick-who-posted-that-boobie-pic-on-Twitter-who-also-happens-to-be-former-presidential-candidate-Senator-John-McCain’s-daughter” McCain has a book coming out in August; she just released the title on her Twitter account: Dirty Sexy Politics: A True Story. She tweets:
Well, I guess no better time then the very start of 2010! Keep in mind, my book title like me, is meant to be irreverent and tongue & cheek
Good for her, I guess. I don’t get her, though. Like in the movie BIG with Tom Hanks, and the douche bag played by that guy whose name doesn’t matter is explaining the sky-scraper robot, and Tom Hank’s character says, “I don’t get it.” That’s exactly how I feel about Meghan McCain. So, it’s a chubby blonde Republican who thinks she’s entertaining but really isn’t? Well, what’s fun about that. I just don’t god damn get her.
I do like how she says she is “tongue&cheek” (first of all, it’s tongue-IN-cheek) because it make me picture her doing the BJ mime thing; oh Meghan, you pervert.
Twitter is pretty god damn awesome. And I know it is so easy to brush it off as useless, and unnecessary… and, well, it is, but in a great way. Here’s the picture for former presidential candidate Senator John McCain’s Christmas card. His chubby daughter posted it on her twitter. Does anyone really care? Fuck no, but besides an awesome amount of pornography and impersonal communication, what else is the Internet for?
The photo place wouldn’t develop my Christmas card picture; I dressed my penis up like Santa Claus, complete with little black boots, a coat and a little hat – well, not that little… hahaha, get it, I have a larger than average dick. The best part is the way we took the picture. We put the camera close to Lil’ Santa and my girlfriend was all the way on the other side of the room so she was about the same size as it, and she was leaning over so it looked like she was giving Lil’ Santa a little peck. And the card was going to say “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Cock.” What’s wrong with that? Walgreens is a bunch of prudes.
Again? Really? After that cluster ‘F’ of a show last time. The Twitter-boob-chick-who’s-also-John-McCain’s-daughter-which-is-why-it-is-on-Political-Sex is going to be on another Jay Leno Show panel.
From Twitter: @McCainBlogette I am going to be on Jay Leno tonight for the panel again….Tune in if you can!
Didn’t anyone at whatever network airs that night-time-show abortion actually watch the show last time. It was terrible. She’s not good. At all. Neither was anyone else on the panel, besides Jim Norton (who kind of looks like Britney Spears when she shaved her head).
