Political Sex

Senator John McCain’s daughter, Medfhpcgan (her name’s Megan, but they put a bunch of random consonants in the middle and I don’t remember which ones so I guessed), who is famous for posting a boobie picture on Twitter – she’s also a best selling children’s book writer and columnist, but no one even knew that until the boob pic – was on some lame Jay Leno panel talking about current events. She sucks:

In her defense, or actually not really in her defense at all, everyone else on the panel besides Jim Norton is completely useless as an entertaining commentator. Here’s another clip, notice how what I just said is totally accurate, and notice at the end how the Twitpic Boob Chick - who said days ago she was done talking about the picture – compares her boobs to balloons:

That’s John McCain’s daughter – named Meghan McCain – and she decided to show all her followers that she is a geek and is spending the night in, reading a book, so she took a picture of herself. Then I guess she didn’t look at it. I’ve never been a woman (willingly, stupid alcohol) but to compare, if I took a picture of myself and a book, and I saw the top of my penis – and not normal top of the penis shot, but a HEY HERE”S MY PENIS shot – I probably wouldn’t post it. So either she’s an idiot, or quick on the uploads, and just posted the picture, or she wanted everyone to see the majority of her tits. I think I’d rather be slutty than stupid… but again, I’ve never been a woman.

I can’t tell if she’s hot with big boobs or fat; the sad part: I may never know. Here’s her twitter account: @McCainBlogette   oh, oh… I have one too: @PoliticalSex

10-16-09:

She might be a really funny person… or stupid, again. Here’s her latest column, she talks about the boobie shot, and at the end of it she writes: “I just wanted to get that off my chest.” If that’s an ‘F’ you’ to everyone then she is awesome, and slightly more attractive… calm down! I said slightly, jeez, not like I want to do her. And who cares if i did; because actually, there’s a bit of a ’status conquest’ about her: daughter of a senator and presidential candidate, children’s book author, young-blonde-conservative (what is it about that, does that make me weird), and now she’s the Twitter boobie chick.