Political Sex

Success! Michaele Salahi, that old broad who snuck into the White House pre-party for the State Dinner with her husband, got what she wanted, from this story:

Michaele Salahi, 44, will be one of the “Real Housewives of D.C.,” the Daily Beast reported Friday.

And done. Hey, if you have the balls to sneak passed a bunch of people with guns that will shoot you if they perceive you as a threat to the President, then I say reap whatever rewards you can… I’m not sure why sneaking into the White House isn’t a crime. But hell, she did it, didn’t go to jail, now she’ll be kind of famous to a few women who actually watch that crap. I snuck into my neighbor’s party and made out with his girlfriend. Ha, that was awesome. Except she was kind of ugly and he’s a lot smaller than I am, but that’s not the point.

(Ha, look a Joe Biden. What a tool…)

You got to have gigantic balls to do what these two bastards did. I know this is old news, but I just needed to say I fucking love the Salahis. Party crashing the White House? Damn. I get nervous going to a get-togther at a friend-of-a-friend’s house. But that’s because I project a legitimate Alpha male vibe, and some dudes just can’t resist the opportunity to go toe-to-toe with the likes of me. Of course I cut them down quick with some coolest-guy-in-the-room type snappy retorts. Could I take them? Probably, but that’s not why I’m there. I just want to have a good time… and bang their girlfriends in the bathroom while they’re in the kitchen telling my friend about how I’m actually a pretty nice guy.

Here’s the story in case you’re a complete f’n idiot and don’t already know about this… go on, click it. Is it really the story? Or something completely amazing. Don’t let me calling you an “f’n idiot” deter you from finding out. Ah… ha, you clicked it didn’t you. Idiot.