Political Sex

Everybody’s favorite tiger suit wearing politician – named David Wu – from Oregon may have done something very, very bad. And that sucks, because I found him quite lovable when he was just the happy tiger suit guy scaring away his staff, from this story:

The Oregonian newspaper reported Friday that a young woman left a distraught voicemail message at Wu’s Portland office accusing the seven-term congressman of aggressive sexual behavior.

According to the Oregonian, sources said Wu told aides that the encounter — which reportedly took place in November 2010 with the daughter of a longtime friend — had been consensual.

And now House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is asking for an ethics probe. It would be awesome is Wu testified in front of a Congressional panel dressed as a tiger.

- Did you have sexual relations with that woman?

- Sheeeee’s greeeeaaat!

But the guy actually does have a history of this, when he was at Stanford University in the 70′s he was accused of and later even admitted to inappropriate sexual contact with a coed. There will be a probe, they will find out what happened, and this guy will end up resigning.

Someone wrote a book called, Help! Mom! The Radicals are Ruining My Country! Who cares. So it makes fun of Nancy Pelosi and politicians, whatever, like kids care. I read some sample pages (yeah, that’s right, I go the extra mile for you, this is some serious blogging going on right here). It sucks. It’s terrible. What child wants to read this crap:

I can hear some lame-ass parents reading this to their kids in that stupid whisper-excited voice they use; and their kids will be into it at first, because kids are like dogs, you can say anything you want as long as you use a certain tone and they’ll get excited. But after a couple of pages, their smiles will start to go away, and then they’ll start looking up at their parents like, “Uh, what the F is this crap?” And then they’ll throw it out the window and ask for Goodnight Moon for the thousandth time.

Yeah, I know the picture’s blurry. Do you really care?