Political Sex

Talk about positive reinforcement… meet Stepfanie Velez-Gentry, she’s a small business owning republican running for state assembly in New Jersey or wherever; and that’s really boring (she’s not all that hot) so what the hell is it doing on Political Sex – we have some standards here. Well… she is a dildo peddler. Maybe this is why hot conservative chicks are hot – liberal ladies act all sexually open and adventurous, but they talk about it so much it’ll make you want to rip your face off, but conservative chicks don’t really talk about it - I bet they just do it.

• Stepfanie Velez-Gentry is the owner of Nookie Parties LLC. She makes a living organizing parties for women and couples where she sells sex toys, lotions, games, lingerie and other erotic items.
• “We enhance people’s romances and make people happy. It’s wonderful,” she said. “It makes the moms and dads happy, and then everyone is happy.”
• Velez-Gentry said the parties have been a great way to meet voters and network.

Man, if she’s smart she should put her logo on the toys… Don’t chicks name their little vibrating friends; I’m gonna have a hot bath, maybe light some vanilla candles, have a glass of wine, and bring out my lil’ Velez-Gentry. Then they go to the polls, read the names, see ‘Velez-Gentry,’ and bam - like Pavlov’s Dog in their pants. Eww… (look it up if you don’t know why that’s kind of gross) Anyway, that physical response is a guaranteed vote. Who doens’t want to Pavlov’s Dog in their pants every time they see a politician.