Political Sex

This somewhat mannish-looking busty gal is Kristin Davis. She was the Madam (whore wrangler) who supplied New York’s elite with whores, like she did for former Governor and current television personality Elliot Spitzer. I guess she’s running for Governor of New York and will be a part of the one and only Governor’s debate tonight; she has the time to run now that she’s out of prison and can’t run her illegal business anymore. From this story:

Davis touts herself as an “accomplished businesswoman,” putting her in line with a slew of women executives who have plunged into politics this year.

“At its height we had about 140 girls, locations in five different cities and a call center with 10 employees that we ran 24-7 out of Montevideo, Uruguay,” she says. “It was very lucrative.”

She’s already lost – not because she never had a chance – because she outsourced her call center; shipping valuable American jobs overseas. And don’t tell me these were jobs Americans were unwilling to do. Who doesn’t want to get paid telling whore where to go, what to wear, and what dirty things they’ll be expected to do.

This is some state senator from New York named Hiram Monserrate. He was just kicked out of the New York State Senate by a 53-8 vote because he was convicted of (proved to have) dragging his girlfriend through his lobby, but in his defense, from this story…

Monserrate has said he was trying to get his girlfriend to a hospital to treat a facial cut, which they said was an accident from a glass he was holding earlier that night. A judge sentenced him for the misdemeanor to three years’ probation, 250 hours of community service and a year of domestic abuse counseling.

Which is noble; I remember this one time some chick I was ‘dating’ mouthed off to me, and I broke my highball glass across her face in drunken rage… well, I just made myself another drink and watched TV while she sobbed, bleeding on the floor. But this guy, this Hiram Monserrate, he’s a better man than me, a better man than most, I bet… dragging her to the hospital, what a hero. Which is why he thinks he was kicked out of the senate because:

Monserrate and another Democrat teamed with Republicans last summer in a coalition that resulted in a monthlong legislative gridlock before they switched back.

Yes, the Democrats are getting even with this guy. They were just waiting for the perfect moment… they knew it was only a matter of time until he was convicted of misdemeanor domestic abuse, so they bided their time, lying in wait… Check ou the name of his lawyer:

Attorney Steve Hyman said he and Monserrate will file a federal lawsuit challenging his removal as soon as possible.

Hahaha… Hyman… There’s no way this guy had a good childhood. If I was in 5th grade with him I would have poked him with a log while another kid threw red paint on him.

New York – the state – has said a big F-U to gay people and didn’t make same-sex marriage legal, by 12 votes (which this story says is a big deal). Whatever, people are idiots and think this matters to anyone other than the people that want to marry someone of the same sex. And stop calling it Gay Marriage. That’s stupid. There are no laws that say a homosexual can’t get married; hell, two homosexual’s can actually marry one another… not that I should have to spell that out, but I’m talking about a gay man marrying a straight woman, or a gay man marrying a lesbian. Can two straight dudes marry each other; it wouldn’t be “Gay Marriage,” would it? People are stupid.

Something I actually care about talking about… I wonder if I married a lesbian if she’d let me watch her cheat on me. She’d better, I mean if she wants me buy her a new dishwasher or a mop or whatever else wives need to be wives. Ha, ha, sexist jokes are timeless. “You didn’t take the trash out, so I did it.” ‘What! You want a fuckin’ medal, make me a sandwich.’