Sarah Palin is getting credit for getting some Republican women – including alleged-sex-maniac Nikki Haley (pictured above right) – wins in their primaries. The other is Carly Fiorina in California – the only reason I know that is because that’s the state I live in; Haley is from somewhere in the South. I’m not a Republican, which may be why I find even slightly attractive Republican women extremely attractive, but in a strictly ‘F’-able way. From this story:

In Tuesday’s primaries, two key Republicans came out on top with the help of the former Alaska governor.

In South Carolina, state representative Nikki Haley overcame allegations of an affair and beat three rivals in the race for the GOPs gubernatorial nomination.

In California, Palin threw her support behind Carly Fiorina over the Tea Party favorite Chuck DeVore for the GOP nomination for Senate.

Fiorina, a former Hewlett Packard CEO, convinced primary voters that she was conservative enough and easily won the nomination. She will face three-term incumbent Barbara Boxer in the fall.

This chick is running for some office where she’ll be the first chick who does whatever, doesn’t matter, what matters is that she’s down to fuck… allegedly (Does that make it so it’s not libel? That’s stupid; all I have to do is put allegedly after something and I can say whatever I want… uh, actually that’s not stupid at all, that’s Awesome. So I could say she likes to masturbate with rabbit corpses while dwarfs dressed like ninjas throw rotten tomatoes at her, allegedly. Sweet).

Her name is Nikki Haley – of course it is, anyone named Nikki is ready to go - and from this story:

A South Carolina lobbyist resigned from a rival political campaign on Wednesday and then became the second man to claim he had a tryst with a Republican lawmaker trying to become the state’s first female governor.

Lobbyist Larry Marchant admitted he had no proof to back up his allegation of a one-night stand with state Rep. Nikki Haley in 2008 and her campaign vehemently denied the allegation.

Of course people on her side are saying the accusations are 100% wrong, and that people just don’t want a chick doing… what was it, I really wasn’t paying attention, I can’t imagine why it would matter anyway. Really? Some guy quits his job and ruins his career because they don’t want her to be a politician. Right… Or maybe women want sex as much as men – at least they do when they’re with me so I assume that’s the way it is for everyone. And how dare her side with their double standard… What!? Women can’t be whore-monger politicians too? Outrageous. I am personally offended on behalf of all women. Also on behalf of all women I think we should all kiss with tongue whenever we meet up… but only if we’re both hot.

The wife of the South Carolina governor who was banging some Argentinian chick has endorse Rep. Nikki Haley to succeed her husband. Who the hell is Jenny Sanford to endorse anyone? She was some rich business chick who tried to hump her way into the White House. And maybe if she humped a little better, her husband wouldn’t have had to bang the South American chick… I have it on good authority that South American chicks do anything… ANYTHING! By good authority, of course I mean some drunk dude at a bar last weekend said, ‘Man, you need to bang one of those South American chicks, they’ll do anything… ANYTHING!’ Why would he lie?

Now a shocker! I endorse her too… she’s kind of hot. I’d work her “campaign.” By which of course I mean I’d “stuff her envelopes.” Wait, what!? It sounds like I’d be doing what to her. No… Perverts. I mean I’d be putting her campaign literature into pre-addressed envelopes. And, I guess, whatever else she might need for a successful run. And by that, yes, I mean bone the crap out of her.