No surprises, right? Maine says ‘F-you gay marriage…’ Gay rights advocates say ‘F-you Obama…’

• Gay activists were frustrated that Obama, who insists he staunchly supports their overall civil rights agenda, didn’t speak out forcefully in defense of Maine’s marriage law before Tuesday’s referendum. The law was repealed in a vote of 53 percent to 47 percent.

Hmm. Yeah, stupid. Still no surprises: Washington State says ‘everything but…’

• Washington state voters have approved the state’s new “everything but marriage” law, marking a significant expansion of rights for gay couples who are registered as domestic partners.

Everything but… I bought into that crap once. This chick said we can do everything but have actual sex. I said sure – I didn’t really have that much going on at the time - and it was bull shit. There we are, both naked, doing nasty things to each others junk, but not having “sex” because that would be going to far? And this went on for a while. Then, this one time, we got really wasted… and bam! Chick’s begging me to have sex, so I hit it of course. And then I dumped her ass the next day. Point? No point, just letting you know that the player has always been playin’. A chick that doesn’t hold to her convictions is no chick I want to be spending my time with…

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I totally get this… Obama is sick of all the healthcare crap going on out there, he has an idea, he thinks he’s correct, but people are PISSED OFF! for some reason. So he says Fuck It, I’m going to where everyone is still on their parents’ healthcare plan and also have access to a free clinic - College. Speaking to people who only go to the doctor hoping someone came into their house and burned their junk with cigarettes… sorry slut, you’ve gotcha some herpes – Ouch! Or to confirm they were roofied and that’s why the let half a frat bang them… sorry slut, you just drank a lot. Damn, I love college…

Anyway. I was going to embed the video of Obama speaking, but it’s really long, and I hope you don’t want to watch all that crap. Just know they cheered him, he said the same thing he’s been saying, and they cheered him some more. Blah. He actually could have picked out the hottest college chick there, and banged her on stae, I wouldn’t know because I only watched five seconds of it. Hmm… I should go back and skim it just in case he did that. Now that would be awesome; can you imagine? Ha, oh man oh man, that’s the stuff, sweet deal, sweet deal.

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That’s my attempt at some dynamic lead type stuff that the TV people do… OBAMA… OFF THE RECORD… ON THE HOOK… That’s pretty good, actually.

Anyway, Obama called a jackass a jackass… uh wait, it’s… Obama called Kanye West a Kanye West… hmm nope, that’s not it, let’s try… Obama called Kanye West a jackass. There it is. It’s like being color blind, I see the words Kanye West and Jackass the same. I had to have some people in the Political Sex offices help me out on that one. 

Now people are all worried about how that makes the President look. How does it make him look? Fucking awesome, that’s how. He should say stuff like this all the time. If Barrack Obama called me out to the entire world as being a jackass - and all he would have to do is watch me for 10 minutes at any moment on any weekend to justify the comment - I would never drink again, give all my money to someone, and help build houses in Costa Rica (I’ve always wanted to go there and chicks that do that ’helping people’ stuff will put out because they’ll think I care). And, actually, I wouldn’t give up drinking because I love it, and I wouldn’t give anyone my money because I don’t have any. But if I was Kanye West, that’s what I’d do.

If you don’t know, Kanye West got all wasted at the irrelevant MTV Video Music Awards and when Taylor Swift (whoever that is) got an award, West went up on stage and grabbed the microphone to tell everyone that Beyonce’s video was better. This sounds unbelievably boring. Wow, everyone esle makes this sound so important, but when I write it down it’s crazy stupid. All I care is that because of this, Comedy Central will be running the Kanye West is a Gay Fish episode.

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