Political Sex

This ad got banned in Canada, which makes sense because every Canadian instinctually knows how to butcher every animal and PETA got the cut-lines all wrong; and no one wants synthetic meat anyway. From this story:

Rejected! Pamela Anderson flew to Montreal to unveil her newest vegetarian campaign for PETA Thursday, but Canadian officials denied a permit for the event at the last minute, claiming her nearly-nude ad is sexist.

Sexist? That’s ridiculous, they’re showing that even when a woman is 43 years old she can still be sexually exploited (and have the skank airbrushed off them) - I never would have thought that before. So, bravo PETA! This is a win for women everywhere. I’m going to celebrate with a big steak while my girlfriend and I listen to the Mel Gibson tapes with me giving her a “yes, all men are capable of this’ look.

I hate PETA so much… It’s not that I don’t like animals. They’re fine, I guess. Whatever. The cat that lives with us can be entertaining. I eat a lot of animals, PETA wouldn’t like that. But I don’t even hate PETA because they tell me what to do; a lot of people tell me what to do. I just hate them because they’re a bunch of losers who prey on all the other losers in the world who need a cause to complain about, and picked animals because all the other losers who picked animals seem so happy that they like animals more than everyone else.

It’s not the cause, it’s the douche bag way they go about it… they’ve taken the Most Annoying Cause People award away from the pot-hawking-clipboard schmucks. As an example they just assumed that because they have never seen First Lady Michelle Obama wear fur, they can use her picture in their ads. Who cares? I shouldn’t, it’s not my picture; I just hate them so much.