France’s First Lady Carla Bruni is knocked up, presumably by her husband France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy. And she’s really excited to have the baby. So that she can get drunk and smoke cigarettes. Because seriously, having a baby is such a buzz-kill, from this story:
Miss Bruni, 43, admitted that, after nearly eight months of carrying her first child with President Nicolas Sarkozy, she is ‘totally fed up’.
She said yesterday: ‘Quite frankly, I can’t stand it any more. I spend most of my time either sitting down or lying down. I can’t drink or smoke any more. I’m in a hurry to get it over with.’
Supposedly, there has been some speculation in France about whether or not First Lady Carla Bruni is knocked up. She used to be really hot, so it’s nice in a perverted sort of way to know she has sex; like when that hot chick in high school got pregnant, every time I saw her all I could think was, ‘Oh yeah, nice…’ The presumed (people can cheat) father’s dad has confirmed it even though they were keeping it a secret, ha, old people are awesome, and kind of stupid. From this story:
French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s father was quoted by a German newspaper on Tuesday as saying that first lady Carla Bruni is expecting a child, apparently confirming the subject of weeks of speculation.
“The two do not want to know the gender in advance, but I’m sure it will be a girl and as beautiful as Carla,” the mass-selling Bild newspaper quoted Pal Sarkozy as saying.
He’s 56, and she’s 43, hopefully the kid doesn’t come out all jack up. What!? It’s science.
A former aide of John Edwards named Andrew Young says he has a sex tape of John Edwards with a very pregnant chick he was banging for a while named Rielle Hunter.
The most titillating revelation in Young’s book, however, remains the existence of a sex tape that Edwards and his lover Rielle Hunter reputedly made together. While Hunter’s face isn’t seen in the video, Cheri Young said bracelets and a thumb ring that belonged to Hunter are visible in the video.
I like how this means that this Andrew schmuck and his wife watched it, probably together. The skank in the video has a restraining order out to prevent the Youngs from selling/distributing the tape.
“In or about September 2006, using my video camera, I authored a personal video recording that depicted matters of a very private and personal nature,” Hunter wrote in an affidavit filed Thursday. “In 2006, I was also having an intimate relationship with Edwards.”
The child of Edwards and this chick, who is supposed to be visibly pregnant in the video, was born in 2008. Now, bear with me, I’m pretty sure babies are born in less than two years… unless something has changed since the last time I checked. I don’t really know from experience; when I knock a chick up I tell her that we should run away together, and pool all our money together so I can set everything up, and give her a train ticket to somewhere in the Mid West telling her I’ll catch-up with her after a wrap up a few things, but I never catch-up…
Oh, and it’s reported that John Edwards physically beat his cancer-fighting wife, which is not funny. Unless, he beat her with a rubber chicken. That would be really funny.
