President Barack Obama is hosting dinner for some important people from India, they call this deal a State Dinner; but the big news is that there are celebrities going… from here:

• Also on the list were Hollywood moguls Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg.

Who the fuck cares? No, that’s not me saying that; that is a direct quote from the Indian dude… probably. Oh and, of course, because politicians and their dumb-ass people are a bunch of F’n douche bags:

• Guests with ties to India included Deepak Chopra (CHAHP’-ruh), director M. Night Shyamalan (SHAH’-mah-lahn) and CNN Medical Correspondent Sanjay Gupta, Obama’s original choice for the post of U.S. surgeon general.

Oh, that’s nice - make these foreign Indian people feel at home by inviting a couple of people with Indian sounding last names. How embarrassing…

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