President Barack Obama, in the past, has made it clear that he doesn’t think people of the same sex should have the right to get “married,” while at the same time making it clear he thinks people of the same sex should be able to be contractually obligated to each other with Civil Unions. And the big news update now is that this remains the presidents thoughts, from this story:
The Justice Department announced Wednesday that, at Obama’s direction, it would not defend the Defense of Marriage Act in a court case where it’s being challenged.
Spokesman Jay Carney said Obama has always opposed the Defense of Marriage Act as “unnecessary and unfair.” But Carney said there’s no change to how Obama views gay marriage itself.
The Defense of Marriage Act says that one state doesn’t have to recognize a same-sex marriage from another state. Whatever, we won’t know how President Obama really feels on the subject until after the election in 2012. He’ll throw a few bones to supporters of same-sex marriage to keep their vote, but won’t do anything that will actually do something. So, what do we do until then… dance? Yeah! Let’s dance!
Whether this guy – named Zach Wahls - is straight or gay, he’s going to get so much ass because of this video; he’s youtube famous now, with all the duties and responsibilities that go along with the prestigious honor: going on various radio and television shows, and then being completely forgotten.
I don’t know much, nor really care about the law he’s talking about… What? It’s Iowa; why would I? From this story:
The Iowa House passed legislation Tuesday that could lead to an eventual vote on gay marriage in the state. Democratic senators have vowed to block the measure, and University of Iowa students spoke out against it
The law would ban any civil unions, domestic partnerships, and any other government recognition of gay and lesbian couples, in addition to marriages.
Not only does the douche bag – named Greg Foristall - who sponsored the bill want to stop same sex marriage, he wants to get rid of the ability for any two people to make legal ties. What. A. Dick!
First, let’s remember that Obama opposed California’s ban on same sex marriage, but doesn’t think gay people should be able to get married. Uh… whatever.
California has ruled that the Proposition that never should have been voted on is unconstitutional because the people who supported it did so because they hate homosexuals. From this story:
In a blistering repudiation of California’s ban on same-sex marriage, a federal judge ruled Wednesday that the right to wed one’s chosen partner applies equally to all Californians and that the case for excluding gays and lesbians was based ultimately, and unconstitutionally, on “moral disapproval.”
I hate this argument; I don’t give a crap about who gets married to who; but this doesn’t make any sense: a ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional because it excludes gays and lesbians. But a gay guy could marry a lesbian, but two straight guys couldn’t get married. So, this ban didn’t really exclude gays and lesbians, it excluded anyone, everyone who would want to marry (get legally/financially joined with another person) someone of the same sex. I like the outcome, just not the argument.
Okay, so that was really boring, and I’m sorry. So, there’s only one way to save some face after that… you got it, cue the dancing chicken…
Wow… that is a lot of air-brushing. And usually people are ‘touched up’ for print ads and billboards where they might be in gigantic displays over high traffic areas, but holy crap, that, THAT, is A LOT of airbrushing. Do you know who that is? If not, guess how old she is. That is the 55-year-old wife of Senator/presidential nominee John McCain, Cindy McCain, in a pro-same sex marriage ad. From this story:
John McCain’s office issued a statement saying the Arizona senator respects the views of members of his family but remains opposed to gay marriage. It says McCain believes “marriage is only defined as between one man and one woman.”
Like John McCain can say anything; he’s almost a hundred years old, so banging a 55 year old is a great accomplishment and as a man he’ll let a hot piece of ass (relatively speaking) do whatever she wants as long as she’s giving it up. So, what we can take away from this is that John’s still hittin’ that! Yeah buddy!
But, this is what she actually looks like:
And so you remember, this is their chubby daughter who is best known for this picture she posted on her Twitter page:
A place called Zog’s Dogs in my San Francisco has a special promotion in support of the “NO on 8″ measure by which they are offering two hot dogs in one bun. Didn’t Proposition 8 pass over a year ago? Whatever, people are stupid about stuff like this.
Somehow in honor of the controversial measure, Zog’s Dogs is putting two hot dogs on one bun for the special promotion.
Get it? Because gay guys put their penises (“hot dogs’) into each other’s asses (buns). It is clever, but this could also be a promotion for this porno I saw where there was this chick and a couple of dudes, and uh, well, just when you thought it was going to be a good ol’ fashioned DP…
I’m totally checking this place out though; on their website it says they offer deep-fried hot dogs. That’s awesome. But it actually reminds me of this other porno I saw where… ha, gross. Relish, ewwwww. Don’t do it… no, don’t… don’t say it… CHILI DOG, awwwwweeee, ha, that’s nasty.
