Ha ha. In the latest Family Guy, Chris is enamored by a girl with Down Syndrome and wants to go out with her. He gets the courage to ask her out, and that video is Stewie helping him get ready for the date. From the start of the date, you realize this girl is a total bitch, while Chris is trying to be the perfect date.
Sarah Palin is upset with FOX (her employer by-the-way) because when Chris asks what this girl’s parents do, she says, “My dad’s an accountant, and my mom is the former governor of Alaska.” Of course, the Palin’s think it’s a shot at them. But, of course, it was bait! And trying to bait Sarah Palin is like trying to bait a teenage-runaway Russian prostitute with the idea she’ll one day be free from her pimp – they fall for it every time (ha, teenage-runaway Russian prostitutes are so stupid). From this story:
In a Facebook posting headlined “Fox Hollywood — What a Disappointment,” the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee and current Fox News contributor said Sunday night’s episode felt like “another kick in the gut.” Palin’s youngest son, Trig, has Down syndrome.
The thing that the Palins seemed to have missedis that the entire Chris on a date with Anna storyline is all about how people with Down Syndrome are normal… by reminding us that high school girls are F’n bitches, man.
Well done Seth McFarlane, you drunk bastard.
Update: The character with Down Syndrome was voiced by a girl with Down Syndrome. Ha. This adds to the brilliance of the play by Seth McFarlane and Family Guy. I’m jealous, I’ve always wanted to ‘F’ Sarah Palin, and now they have… while Seth dumped a high-ball full of Jack Daniels on her head to add to the humiliation.
How does one talk to the devil? This dick makes it sound like you can just call the dude up and chit chat about your soul. I only ask because I might want to sell my soul to get on that chick sitting next to him…
No… of course there would be more to it.
We would be doing it on a bed of 15 Megan Foxes while Pat Robertson is “forced” to watch while hanging upside-down naked getting whipped by a Haitian dwarf in a dwarf-sized devil costume, oh, and Sarah Palin would be sitting cross-legged in a Catholic school girl outfit on top of a pile of money licking a never-ending coating of Cheetos ‘cheese’ from her fingers while waving a tiny flag South Africa. Why South Africa? After all that, that’s your question… pervert.
Holy crap she’s an idiot. She comes on at about a minute in. I only watched a few seconds (that’s about all you really need to watch).
Fox News is genius though for putting her on; they know she’s a complete moron, but they also know that people will watch when she’s on because she’s a complete moron. And there’s a bunch of people who actually think she’s an intelligent-but-misunderstood powerful female conservative who represents them… Well, they’re correct, if they think this person representing them is a good thing, they they are complete fucking morons too. If I was a conservative or Republican I would do what ever I could to make sure everyone knew she did not speak for me.
On another note, I would still tap that if I had the chance. She’s adorable when she talks, always trying to come up with bigger words to use, trying to sound all smart-like. Hot. Maybe she’s actually a publicity genius like Paris Hilton. Both being complete idiots, but somehow know enough about how people will respond to their pretty idiocy; maybe it’s instinct.
The whole climate change thing is only good for entertainment, it’s not going to matter for any of us; and no, I don’t care about my great-great grand kids. I don’t even know them, maybe they’ll be a bunch of assholes. What the hell do I know? I do enjoy how crazy everyone is about it, though. It’s fun to watch. But god damn it I hate Al Gore. With his big, stupid face and he’s always talking and walking around like an idiot. God! Fuckin’ hate him. Shut your stupid face up.
Anyway, Sarah Palin wrote some crap about Global Warming being stupid, so stupid fucking Al Gore with his his stupid head went on some TV show and said Global Warming is not stupid. Whatever, I can’t do it anymore, now I’m all mad. Fuckin’ Al Gore… hate him.
Update – he’s reading a god damn poem that his stupid big fat shiny face wrote, stupid Al Gore. Damn! He makes me cry rage-tears… Enjoy the video:
Some guy in Minnesota was arrested after throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin when she was at some book signing crap. And the worst part for this guy, from this story:
Neither tomato came close hitting the former 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, but did hit a police officer in the face, the station reported.
Damn, if you’re going to risk going to jail for throwing tomatoes at someone – hit that person, and if you don’t hit that person… now pay attention, if you don’t hit that person, whatever you do, don’t hit a cop in the face with a tomato. They hate that, seriously, they do not like that… at all. Trust me. But you know who does like that: a hooker dressed like a cop who you’ve paid to like it… Keep smiling, bitch (whap!) You don’t get paid if you stop smiling (whap!) Call me your Mr. Tomato Man, good (whap!) Now, who would win in a fight, me or that punk-ass Mr. Potato Man (whap!) You’re god damn right I would (whap!). Ha, hookers will do anything for money. That’s why they’re so great.
Is it me or does Sarah Palin have large calves? I realize there’s been a lot of Sarah Palin on Political Sex lately, but the stories about her don’t seem to be stopping. The media loves this chick. How do you solve a problem like Sarah? Is that like the stupid ‘How do you solve a problem like Maria?’ song from that musical. Damn, that’s terrible.
Some people are upset at Newsweek’s choice of cover photos for a piece on Sarah – that’s right, I call her by her first name; it’s okay because I’ve seen her naked, it was in my imagination, but that counts… Shut up, Yes it does! Anyway, they’re upset because Sarah’s wearing stupid shorts. Even Sarah herself is upset and wrote this on her Facebook page:
The choice of photo for the cover of this week’s Newsweek is unfortunate. When it comes to Sarah Palin, this “news” magazine has relished focusing on the irrelevant rather than the relevant. The Runner’s World magazine one-page profile for which this photo was taken was all about health and fitness – a subject to which I am devoted and which is critically important to this nation. The out-of-context Newsweek approach is sexist and oh-so-expected by now. If anyone can learn anything from it: it shows why you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, gender, or color of skin. The media will do anything to draw attention – even if out of context.
- Sarah Palin
Baby, baby, come here, just come over here for a second I want to tell you something, no, you’re not it trouble, just come over here for a second, that’s right, I’m just going whisper something to you, yeah, just lean right in here… shut the fuck up.
Damn this is a stupid story. I even saw it called ’shorts gate.’ That makes me want to snip the tip of my nose off with a cigar cutter.
Seriously though, who the hell is actually going to read it. Besides people in the media, of course… but even then, just the first few to read and talk about should and the rest of us can just steal from them. The Associated Press got a copy, made some poor schmuck read it:
“As you probably have heard, the AP snagged a copy of my memoir, Going Rogue, before its Tuesday release,” Palin said in a Friday post on her Facebook site. “And as is expected, the AP and a number of subsequent media outlets are erroneously reporting the contents of the book. Keep your powder dry, read the book, and enjoy it! Lots of great stories about my family, Alaska, and the incredible honor it was to run alongside Senator John McCain.”
From what I’ve seen, she talks about everything you’d probably expect her say if you followed the presidential campaign; she rips on the media, says McCain camp kept her down, and leaves her grand-baby-daddy alone. Done and done, I just saved you the five dollars or whatever they’ve marked it down to now.
Is it me or is it really easy to picture Sarah Palin having sex? And I don’ t just mean nice-and-easy Missionary style stuff; it is so easy to picture her doing the dirtiest, nastiest things, and the words that come out of her mouth, my god, she’s just filthy… and actually while picturing her doing stuff, she’s taught me a few things; things that seemed like weird requests at first, but being an open-minded guy I gave it a shot and all I can say is, “Thank you Sarah, Oh no sorry! I meant Mrs. Palin! Please don’t whip me (whaap!) ooooo, yeaaaah.”
Sarah Palin will be making the book tour rounds. That is so awesome, I can’t think of anything more awesome than Sarah Palin going around the country to sign her books. You may think I’m being sarcastic, I’ve used a bit of sarcasm on Political Sex so I understand why you might be leaning that way… but I am completely serious. Can’t you already imagine all the moronic things she’s going to say; local morning TV news shows; cell phone video; stupid interviews.
It reminds me of the time when I was four and kept dumping water on the dog, and I was sent to my room. I thought I was going to be there forever. And then, just like five minutes later my mom came in and asked if I learned my lesson. I said yes, of course. And then I got some water and dumped it on that god damned dog. I don’t remember why I did it, but I know I was justified. Stupid dog…
