Politics would be better if everything was settled by two chicks in bikinis wrestling in mud; not the ‘putting on a show for a bunch of frat guys’ kind of mud wrestling, but the ‘bitch stole my man’ kind. If the Republicans and Democrats can’t agree on an issue, they’ll each select a chick, who are then run by a committee to make sure they’re hot enough, and which ever chick wins, that party gets to do things their way. But apparently, Sarah Palin thinks that would be sexist – kill-joy!, from Politico:
On Michele Bachmann and questions about tension between them: “Just because there may happen to be two women in the race, that they would you know as Michele had put it once, get in the mud and engage in some catfighting that’s ridiculous. It’s kind of even a sexist notion to consider that two women would be kind of duking it out.” She added, “If I’m gonna duke it out I’m gonna duke it out with the guys.”
Fine. Sarah, you win. Here’s what we’ll do. You dress up like a street whore, and all the male politicians will dress like pimps and take turns slapping you around. You can fight back if you want, but be forewarned, that’ll just make them madder. And then it’s your fault isn’t it? Isn’t. It. Yeah, that’s right. Good girl.
Seriously, though… Actually, I have nothing left to say, but the post kind of got away from me there, and I didn’t think I should leave it that way. I don’t like to leave things angry, so Sarah, when you’re ready to apologize…
I am not proud of that subject line; I was going for a play on the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules keeps telling Brett to “Say what again.” Because in the clip from the Sarah Palin movie people keep calling her a CEO – that she was the CEO of Alaska. I don’t think it played. I really could have done better, and for that I am sorry. And don’t mistake my apology for weakness, because I’ll still rape you if you stumble into my pawn shop. From this story:
After debuts in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina later this month, the pro-Sarah Palin film “The Undefeated” is headed for nationwide release.
…the current version contains so much profanity — mostly from comedians and pundits cursing about Palin – as well as violent file footage of war used to portray the attacks against Palin as particularly savage, that it does not yet have a rating.
I did not expect a movie about Sarah Palin to need to be cut to get a PG-13 or even R rating. God damn, how pissed off would you be if you went to an NC-17 movie about Sarah Palin and didn’t get to see full frontal.
Reality show star Sarah Palin is hopping in a bus – that’s painted up more than a 1970′s party van – to travel around the country to… uh, I don’t know why the fuck she’s doing this; it’s can’t just be this can it, from this story:
The trip, starting in Washington DC Sunday and going up through New England, will take the former Republican vice-presidential candidate “through our nation’s rich historical sites” over the coming weeks, she said on her website.
Damn, she must have a grip of dough: You know what, I’m bored. Hmm… Get me a giant bus, paint it like I’m trying to lure a Republican rape victim, and let’s just drive around the country for a while.
People are speculating she’s doing this because she wants to be President of the United States, which is just adorable. And there really isn’t anything more presidential then driving around in the Conservative Girls Gone Wild bus getting tourists at historical sites to flash their stupidity and hug their spouses.
Sarah Palin’s slutty daughter, Bristol, is going to be in a reality show. Why? Because people are fucking idiots, that’s why.
It’ll be all about the reality facing a rich white psuedo-celebrity chick that moves from Arizona to Los Angeles. She’s going to be shacking up with some Disney guy – named Kyle Massey – who was also on Dancing with the Stars and his brother. And she’ll have her kid with her. Wow, I can already imagine the relatable real life situations that will make me both laugh and think. I hope they tape it in front of a live studio audience and give them all catch phrases like, Hey, I was watching that, and, It’s your turn to do the dishes, I did them yesterday; I realize there are more dishes tonight because I wanted to do Mexican night, but it’ll all even out in the long run. This show is going to be awesome…
Also, that video is about how she got plastic surgery on her jaw. She says she did it for medical reasons, a plastic surgeon infers she did it for both medical and cosmetic reason, I pretended my hand was a gun and deep-throated it.
Is this actually going to be the costume they dress Julianne Moore up in to play Sarah Palin on the campaign trail? She looks like the cover of a Halloween costume box – for a Sarah Palin costume (just in case someone didn’t follow that). I love how everyonethis website is asking who does Sarah Palin better, Tina Fey or Julianne Moore. There’s absolutely no comparison – Julianne Moore would pretend to fuck a moose on camera and make it Oscar quality. She’s that good, and that willing to get naked on screen.
This just in from HBO: No moose were hurt in the making of Game Change. We’ll that’s what they probably would have said if I made the effort to ask them.
