Political Sex

HBO is going to make a movie based on the book Game Change – that book about the McCain/Palin campaign – and Julianne Moore is said to be playing Sarah Palin. This is fantastic, Moore has no problem taking her clothes off on camera. And maybe they’ll can have Palin milking cats, from this story:

Directing Game Change is  Jay Roach, director of the Meet the Parents movies as well as the HBO film Recount, which examined the aftermath of the 2000 presidential election with a focus on the Florida recount.

Or maybe they’ll have Sarah Palin on a bed doing coke with Rollergirl.

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The only reason I have a video of Sarah Palin’s slutty daughter, Bristol, is to ask the question: why the hell would anyone read a book written by and about Bristol Palin? From this story:

The daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin has signed with William Morrow to publish “Not Afraid of Life,” to come out this summer. Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced Tuesday that the memoir would provide “an inside look at her life.”

Unless she describes the tramatic event of walking in on her parents doing really weird sexual things to each other, no one is interested in anything about this idiot’s life.

How the hell would I know if the mother of Dancing with the Stars’ sensation Bristol Palin is being cheated on by her husband – named Todd. The enquirer said maybe and put a picture of a fat masseuse hooker in the print version of the tabloid. If I was married to Sarah Palin, I would totally cheat on her with the most disgusting woman I could find, too. From this story:

LATEST UPDATE: 9:15 PM EST 1/25/11
The Anchorage Police Department have issued the following press release:

Shailey Tripp Investigation APD #10-1823

The Anchorage Police Department investigation and arrest of Shailey Tripp has recently been mischaracterized in internet blogs and in a National Enquirer article. Several errors regarding the investigation and arrest were reported in the Enquirer article (printed and internet versions):

*None of the physical evidence examined by police showed any connection to Wasilla resident Todd Palin and his name did not appear in any of the records seized by APD.

Do people still name their kids Todd? That seems weird. If you’re already named Todd, and you’re an adult, that’s fine. It’s an okay name. But I can’t imagine a kid being named Todd. And who’s this little guy? – Oh, that bundle of joy is our son Todd. – Really, Todd? Hmm. Fuckin’ weirdos.

Sarah Palin – who is known for being the Governor of Alaska for a bit, and some other stuff - and her slutty daughter Bristol Palin have decided they are some marketable they better make sure no one else can make money off their personal ”brands.” From this story:

The possible GOP presidential candidate and her Dancing with the Stars child have filed applications with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to trademark ”Sarah Palin” and “Bristol Palin,” according to AOL’s Politics Daily.

Didn’t Hustler vs. Jerry Falwell decide that if someone is a public figure they are open for satire and parody…

On a totally different subject, a Political Sex reporter was able to get a very candid interview with Bristol Palin where she opens up about her first lesbian experince:

PALIN: My first time was in a small ice fishing shack outside Wasilla, Alaska.

INTERVIWER: Wasn’t it a little cramped?

PALIN: Not after I kicked the grizzly bear out.

INTERVIEWER: I see. You must tell me about it.

PALIN: I never really expected to make it with Mom, but then after she showed all the other girls in town such a good time, I figured, “What the hell.”

INTERVIEWER: But your mom? Isn’t that a bit odd?

PALIN: I don’t think so, she’s hot.

INTERVIEWER: Go on.

PALIN: Well, we were drunk off our asses. And Mom looked better than a Christian whore with a $100 campaign donation.

Rachel Maddow hosts a show on MSNBC; I’ve seen a total of a few minutes and it’s/she’s awful. It seems that all she does is try to point out that the politically conservative/Republican parties are ridiculous. How does she do this? With the use sarcasm… and only sarcasm.

It’s as though a few years back she just couldn’t get people to understand what she’s saying, and then someone said something that was obviously not going to happen, so Rachel said, “Oh yeah, that’s gonna happen.” And then everyone acknowledged the point she was making – that it was not going to happen, thus permanently implanting this as the only way to get through to people; like when the fat guy in high school gets everyone to notice him by slamming a staple into his arm, so he keeps finding ways to amuse people by hurting himself.

Anyway, Rachel Maddow is just terrible. She got duped on national television by CristWire.Org, which to anyone with half a sense of humor is obviously a satirical, and very (offensively) funny, website.