Political Sex

I saw this story a few places about a porn star who makes wine. I thought, this is interesting… and then I thought Well, it’s nice to know that porn stars put actual wine in wine glasses too. When I was looking for a picture of her – that I could post on my fun-for-the-whole-family website – I found a story about this from two years ago. In the story from recent days, she sounds like a serious wine maker; but in the one from 2007, she sounds like a whore.

• When you have a tasting, how many people are fans of your movie and how many people are wine lovers?
  Most people come to see me, but mostly to taste my juice.
• During tastings, do you spit or swallow?
  I swallow.

I can’t think of anything I like to imagine less at a wine tasting than some whore’s ‘juice.’ But, at home, alone, when the lights are low and the music is smooth, and the wine in my glass is diluted with tears of shame…