Just a quick note about Senator Ted Kennedy’s death… sad? Sure. When people die it’s usually sad. I’m at a coffee shop (that’s why I put up that coffee picture I took with my iPhone, not that I couldn’t think of something better, maybe a picture of Kennedy, but I was feeling lazy), so I’m at a coffee shop and some guy picks up a newspaper, shakes his head and says, “I can’t believe Teddy’s gone.” Really!? He had brain cancer – and he was 77 years old. Either of those attributes makes it highly likely you’ll die soon. People are stupid.

When I heard that he had died, I thought: huh, well, that makes sense, he had brain cancer… whoa, look at that chick, you can totally see her nipples through her shirt… I wonder if she knows… I bet if I was a Kennedy I could totally nail her…