Political Sex

I’ve never been a juror before, somehow stayed off the radar - Ha, suckas! – but I didn’t know that jurors get to watch amateur porn. How awesome would it be to be asked in a serious, courtroom tone, “Are you willing to watch a sex tape?” Wait! Who’s on trial here… oh, it’s for the case? Oh, okay, yeah sure, bring it on.

You’re probably not wondering why this is on Political Sex; it involves a sex tape, why wouldn’t I talk about it. Anyway, some councilman (crazy with religion, of course) in Atlantic City, named Eugene Robinson, that was unknowingly videotaped doing a ‘sex act’ with an alleged prostitute. Unknowingly would land it in the Voyeur genre I believe (what?). Sex act… Blow job? HJ? What act?

The trial is for the guys who did the taping and then tried to blackmailed Robinson on behalf of their brother who was a rival councilman of some sorts. And now the jurors need to admit they have no problem watching amateur porn. Sign me up! Here’s the story, there’s not much I haven’t told besides useless stuff like names and such. Except this:

• Robinson, a Baptist minister, has said the sex was consensual and the money he gave the woman was to buy sodas.

“Thanks for the foot job baby, now here’s 50-dollars, go score us up some Mr. Pibb.” I don’t know it was a foot job, but if they’re not going to tell us what the ‘act’ was, I’m just going to speculate.

Little Johnny Edwards got busy in front of the lens with his mistress, who might also be his baby mamma. Politics is so awesome right now. I kind of want to see it… is that weird. Yep. She’s not bad, and I’m curious what he looks like doin’ it. I’m not into him, just curious. Kind of like the Verne Troyer (Mini Me) sextape; it’s more journalistic curiosity than sexual curiosity… maybe 65/35.

I bet he leans in with his tongue out like Mini Me. So weird; who does that. Ewww.

I’m having font problems again. Whatever. *update* I may have figured out the font problem.