The chick at the center of The Greatest Politician in the World Silvio Berlusconi’s legal trouble claims he never laid a finger on her, that she is not a whore. She’s ready to do a serious interview with the Associated Press, but will only do it if she gets paid because she “don’t do anything for nothing.” From this story:
“I WANT TO BE COMPENSATED for having been hurt so much and all the gold in the world would not be enough,” Ruby, whose real name is Karima el-Mahroug, wrote to the AP in Italian.
Ruby, now 18, requested €15,000 ($20,340) for a full TV interview from the AP, saying: “I don’t do anything for nothing.”
The AP, a not-for-profit news cooperative, does not pay for interviews.
During the lesser watched Jeopardy match-up between Charlie Sheen, the Japanese talking sex doll, and a goat, under the category POLISHED SHEEN the Answer was “I don’t do anything for nothing,” and Charlie Sheen barely buzzed in before the sex doll with the correct Question, “What are… things all whores say?”
Former politician John “Boy” Edwards cheated on his wife with his campaign videographer, knocked her up, had his married assistant take the blame, and apparently made a sex tape with her. Edwards’ former assistant – named Andrew Young – supposedly has that sex tape, and the videographer who Edwards has since gotten together with after his wife died of cancer wants it back, from this story:
An attorney for a former John Edwards aide says the two-time presidential candidate from North Carolina has given sworn statements in a lawsuit over a purported sex tape.
Young contends the tape was found amid trash that Hunter left behind in a home he was renting.
I want to see the tape for the same reason I took a picture of two turtles having sex at the zoo.
But that’s not all! Now Edwards is probably being indicted, for this story:
Sources tell our CBS affiliate in Raleigh former Senator John Edwards could be indicted within the month.The two-year grand jury investigation appears to have zeroed in on the alleged cover-up of Edwards’ affair and money from a 100-year old supporter of the Democrat.
If you’re a person in power, especially politics, go ahead and do whatever you want, just don’t try to cover anything up, isn’t that right Silvio?
The inevitable has happened, The Greatest Politician in the World Silvio Berlusconi is going to trial, from this story:
An Italian judge on Tuesday ordered Premier Silvio Berlusconi to stand trial on charges he paid for sex with a 17-year-old Moroccan girl, then tried to cover it up.
Judge Cristina Di Censo handed down the indictment with a terse statement. The trial is to begin April 6, and will be heard by a panel of three judges, all of them women.
The decision means Di Censo believes there is sufficient evidence to subject Berlusconi to an immediate trial, as has been requested by prosecutors. The sped-up procedure skips the preliminary hearing stage and is ordered in cases of overwhelming evidence. Paying for sex with a prostitute is not a crime in Italy, but it is if the prostitute is under 18.
Mr. Berlusconi faces a couple of years in jail for the underage whore sex, and about a decade for the trying to cover it up part. But there’s no way this guy goes to jail. He’ll be in Switzerland with Roman Polanski making softcore porn parodies of “Twilight” before he sees the inside of a jail cell. I was offered the Gaffer gig on that project, but my union doesn’t let me work with people who drug and rape 13 year olds (Polanski).
The greatest politician of our time, Prime Minister of Italy Silvio Berlusconi, is so desirable that he had a million women chanting for him outside his house. I don’t speak Italian, of course (why would I speak Italian?), but I think they were chanting for him to give them money and they’ll have sex with him. But I could be wrong, from this story:
A million women took to the streets across Italy yesterday calling on Silvio Berlusconi to resign over a sex scandal.
Marches were held in 200 towns and cities to show their anger at the prime minister, who is facing charges of having underage sex with a prostitute and abuse of power.
Some protesters had even planned to throw their knickers into the garden of his home in Rome, but this never materialised.
It didn’t happen, but since when would it mean they’re mad when women throw their panties at you? Although, I guess it would be a little gross since they were marching around all day… yuck.
If I were Berlusconi I would have walked out there, in front of all those pissed off women, picked the hottest one I say, walked up to her and whispered in her ear, “I will give you a million dollars if you come inside and have sex with me right now.” Is it weird that I think sexually demeaning one woman while 999,999 women scream how much they hate me is a turn on… and so what if it does? What, does having a stupid website make me a role model?
I’m pretty sure this is a video of the newest girl Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is being accused of paying for sex – and if it is… nice; I searched for Iris Berardi, found the video, and it looks like the picture from this story:
Prosecutors now believe that Iris Berardi, 19, a Brazilian showgirl, was under age when she went to Mr Berlusconi’s summer villa in Sardinia in Nov 2009 and his palazzo near Milan a month later.
Prosecutors have found an appointments diary belonging to Miss Berardi in which she listed several meetings with Mr Berlusconi, whom she referred to as “Papi” or Daddy, although she made no specific mention of sex.
The Brazilian model listed at least eight occasions on which she was paid €2,000 (£1,723) last year, according to leaked transcripts from the investigation.
They think she was 17 years old when she went to an old man’s house where there are reports of sex parties in which some of the women were allegedly paid to have sex, and then people start jumping to dirty conclusions. But there is no proof this chick had sex with anyone, let alone for money. So once again, Mr. Berlusconi is being falsely accused of wrongdoing while clearly he was just being a caring benefactor; like in Great Expectations - I’ve never heard anyone accuse the Great Expectations’ benefactor of soliciting underage people, or call Pip a whore.
I know this chick was 17, but she’s also Brazilian. Do with that as you will…
