Political Sex

Those are panties that some schmucky clothing company thought they could make a buck on. All it does is make me think of Sonia Sotomayor wearing them. Bleh. Why do chicks dig having words on their underwear… I don’t really get it. Like this college chick I brought home once, she took her pants off and had ”Eat Me” right there on the front her her panties. It was supposed to be funny and cute, a play on Alice in Wonderland. Whatever, I was wearing boxers with words on them too; I took off my pants and looked down, she read, ”Suck It!” and kind of giggled. Then I looked down again, like ‘keep reading.” And below it she read, “Seriously, or get the fuck out.” She stopped giggling and we had a magical night. The end.

Al Franken took some time to speak at Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor’s hearing… I got to tell ya, he wasn’t very funny. All the conservatives and republicans promised me a jokester-clown like person. Disappointing.

Here’s a longer clip of it. No need to view it really. He sounds like a politician, sounds like he’s serious about his job, and sounds like he likes Sotomayor; no surprises, just like a politician.

On a side note, he doesn’t bring much star power with him, huh… I doubt anyone there was even slightly starstruck, ‘oh my, I’m so sorry to do this, but before we go into the hearing, can I get my picture taken with you.’ If anyone did do that, they should have hands smacked by a nun. Bad, bad idiot… he’s not a star.