How does one talk to the devil? This dick makes it sound like you can just call the dude up and chit chat about your soul. I only ask because I might want to sell my soul to get on that chick sitting next to him…

No… of course there would be more to it.

We would be doing it on a bed of 15 Megan Foxes while Pat Robertson is “forced” to watch while hanging upside-down naked getting whipped by a Haitian dwarf in a dwarf-sized devil costume, oh, and Sarah Palin would be sitting cross-legged in a Catholic school girl outfit on top of a pile of money licking a never-ending coating of Cheetos ‘cheese’ from her fingers while waving a tiny flag South Africa. Why South Africa? After all that, that’s your question… pervert.

And I said ‘might,’ okay devil… I’ll call you.

That is South African president Jacob Zuma. He recently got married to his third current wife, fifth overall. This story says “multiple marriages” are allowed in South Africa. It doesn’t say multiple wives. But if a lady marries a man who already has some wives, can she marry another man? I could look it up, but I don’t want to, or really care. That was just the first thought I had when I read the story. Damn, that was the first Political Sex of the New Year, the New Decade? Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m a little disappointed. Not in myself, of course, but in the news of the world in general.

Side note: multiple wives would only be awesome if you could have sex with all the wives at the same time, or any combination that you’d like; and they would be having sex with each other all the time, so that every time you came home or walked into a the next room, there would be a couple of ladies all sexed up - ready to go.