Monday, 8. November 2010
Update: I moved the video after the jump because it kept starting automatically and that’s just annoying. So, now this post has really lost it’s effect. Oh well, it wasn’t that good anyway.
Just kidding… hahahaha. Boy-oh-boy I sure do love a good prank; in case you don’t realize what just happened to you – IN YO’ FACE - I put ‘the Obamas dancing like strippers…’ in the title, but it was just a video of them dancing with a bunch of kids from another country… maybe India, I think he’s there right now? It doesn’t really matter.
No hard feelings about the prank though, right. Good. It’s nice to know we can play around like that… (sigh) good times, good times.
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Wednesday, 28. October 2009
I think being a stripper would be awesome; if I was a chick, I’d definitely be a stripper, especially if I lived in South Carolina (no real reason, just wanted to set the scene of this story). You never know where your job will take you from one day to another. More than likely, you’ll just be working the pole at a gentlemen’s club, but then, the next day you’re with an ex-politician, current state prosecuter – named Roland Corning - in a cemetary, from here:
I love that, ‘just in case.’ Ha! Well… sure, you just never know – if she’ll dance naked a cemetary for money, there’s no telling what she’ll do for a couple extra bucks.
And the dude kind of got out of it by flashing his prosecuter’s badge, he and the stripper were able to leave. And he would have got away with it too, if it wasn’t for the meddling cop and his wife who works for the Attorney General’s Office. Corning has since been fired. No word on the stripper getting busted, so it’s just another story for the girls back at the club. Oh, how I wish it was my story to tell; I’d even come up with voices for everyone, and I’d make it more of a dark comedy - pointing out that even the most serious situations in life are rife with hilarity. That’s right, I say rife.
Oh, and that’s the only picture of this dude that the papers are using, and it’s from almost 20 years ago. So all you ladies that were all like, ‘mm-hmm, I’d dance for him for cash…’ How about now? Really? Eww, you’re gross.