Is it me or does Sarah Palin have large calves? I realize there’s been a lot of Sarah Palin on Political Sex lately, but the stories about her don’t seem to be stopping. The media loves this chick. How do you solve a problem like Sarah? Is that like the stupid ‘How do you solve a problem like Maria?’ song from that musical. Damn, that’s terrible.

Some people are upset at Newsweek’s choice of cover photos for a piece on Sarah – that’s right, I call her by her first name; it’s okay because I’ve seen her naked, it was in my imagination, but that counts… Shut up, Yes it does! Anyway, they’re upset because Sarah’s wearing stupid shorts. Even Sarah herself is upset and wrote this on her Facebook page:

• The choice of photo for the cover of this week’s Newsweek is unfortunate. When it comes to Sarah Palin, this “news” magazine has relished focusing on the irrelevant rather than the relevant. The Runner’s World magazine one-page profile for which this photo was taken was all about health and fitness – a subject to which I am devoted and which is critically important to this nation. The out-of-context Newsweek approach is sexist and oh-so-expected by now. If anyone can learn anything from it: it shows why you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, gender, or color of skin. The media will do anything to draw attention – even if out of context.

  - Sarah Palin

Damn this is a stupid story. I even saw it called ‘shorts gate.’ That makes me want to snip the tip of my nose off with a cigar cutter.

Here’s Newsweek’s response

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