John Cusack seems like a like-able enough guy, but what the hell would I know about it. He felt like being a little political, or something, so like all the other douche-bag celebrities who take to the twitter to express themselves he tweets this on Sunday:

I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS

Why is everything ALL CAPS EXCEPT FOR ‘and all the,’ weird. Was he holding the Shift button down while typing or did he have Caps Lock on, and then take it off for a few words and then put it back on. As of the 31st, he’s still tweeting about this crap; the worst thing you can do is give a celebrity relevance… He posted these drunken slurs:

hope twipolice tell me what’ sok comming out myown little twi-feed….no jokes no CAPS– no tonaly quesytionabe insights into politcis

i want to be a good boy for them all– did i miss something? any other rules i should follow?

ummm.. was sbeing sarcastic about the rules- i’m irish — dont do well with arbitrary authority

I only have one thing to say to John Cusack… When are you going to make a sequel to Grosse Point Blank, I found that movie incredibly charming.

This is Meghan McCain, better known as the TwitPic Boob Girl, and when the whole twitter picture thing happened, she vowed to never speak of it again. From her article titled America’s Boob Police:

(Despite rumors of breast augmentation, Simpson has always insisted her breasts are real.) Compounding the issue, she posted a picture of herself displaying a lot of cleavage, which caused a serious Twitpic backlash. (I myself have a little experience in this department, so I am sympathetic to Simpson and others who are vilified for showing off their figures.)

Her article basically accuses society of having an unfair fascination with fake breasts, and ladies are unfairly being called “big” because their giant breasts are real, where they wouldn’t be called big if their boobs were fake. That’s stupid. It has nothing to do with fake or real. She compares Heidi Montag with her DDD boobs, with Jessica Simpson’s giants (who’s kind of tubby now).

But Heidi Montag is hot. That’s why we like hers more than Jessica Simpsons. Maybe she doesn’t think we guys know, but we know that fat girls have big boobs. And they have big boobs because they’re fat. Hell, fat guys have big boobs. Big boobs aren’t hot if they’re attached to a fat chick; true story.

Meghan “That-chick-who-posted-that-boobie-pic-on-Twitter-who-also-happens-to-be-former-presidential-candidate-Senator-John-McCain’s-daughter” McCain has a book coming out in August; she just released the title on her Twitter account: Dirty Sexy Politics: A True Story. She tweets:

Well, I guess no better time then the very start of 2010! Keep in mind, my book title like me, is meant to be irreverent and tongue & cheek

Good for her, I guess. I don’t get her, though. Like in the movie BIG with Tom Hanks, and the douche bag played by that guy whose name doesn’t matter is explaining the sky-scraper robot, and Tom Hank’s character says, “I don’t get it.” That’s exactly how I feel about Meghan McCain. So, it’s a chubby blonde Republican who thinks she’s entertaining but really isn’t? Well, what’s fun about that. I just don’t god damn get her.

I do like how she says she is “tongue&cheek” (first of all, it’s tongue-IN-cheek) because it make me picture her doing the BJ mime thing; oh Meghan, you pervert.

Again? Really? After that cluster ‘F’ of a show last time. The Twitter-boob-chick-who’s-also-John-McCain’s-daughter-which-is-why-it-is-on-Political-Sex is going to be on another Jay Leno Show panel.

From Twitter: @McCainBlogette I am going to be on Jay Leno tonight for the panel again….Tune in if you can!

Didn’t anyone at whatever network airs that night-time-show abortion actually watch the show last time. It was terrible. She’s not good. At all. Neither was anyone else on the panel, besides Jim Norton (who kind of looks like Britney Spears when she shaved her head).

That’s John McCain’s daughter – named Meghan McCain – and she decided to show all her followers that she is a geek and is spending the night in, reading a book, so she took a picture of herself. Then I guess she didn’t look at it. I’ve never been a woman (willingly, stupid alcohol) but to compare, if I took a picture of myself and a book, and I saw the top of my penis – and not normal top of the penis shot, but a HEY HERE”S MY PENIS shot – I probably wouldn’t post it. So either she’s an idiot, or quick on the uploads, and just posted the picture, or she wanted everyone to see the majority of her tits. I think I’d rather be slutty than stupid… but again, I’ve never been a woman.

I can’t tell if she’s hot with big boobs or fat; the sad part: I may never know. Here’s her twitter account: @McCainBlogette   oh, oh… I have one too: @PoliticalSex

10-16-09:

She might be a really funny person… or stupid, again. Here’s her latest column, she talks about the boobie shot, and at the end of it she writes: “I just wanted to get that off my chest.” If that’s an ‘F’ you’ to everyone then she is awesome, and slightly more attractive… calm down! I said slightly, jeez, not like I want to do her. And who cares if i did; because actually, there’s a bit of a ’status conquest’ about her: daughter of a senator and presidential candidate, children’s book author, young-blonde-conservative (what is it about that, does that make me weird), and now she’s the Twitter boobie chick.