This is Meghan McCain, better known as the TwitPic Boob Girl, and when the whole twitter picture thing happened, she vowed to never speak of it again. From her article titled America’s Boob Police:
(Despite rumors of breast augmentation, Simpson has always insisted her breasts are real.) Compounding the issue, she posted a picture of herself displaying a lot of cleavage, which caused a serious Twitpic backlash. (I myself have a little experience in this department, so I am sympathetic to Simpson and others who are vilified for showing off their figures.)
Her article basically accuses society of having an unfair fascination with fake breasts, and ladies are unfairly being called “big” because their giant breasts are real, where they wouldn’t be called big if their boobs were fake. That’s stupid. It has nothing to do with fake or real. She compares Heidi Montag with her DDD boobs, with Jessica Simpson’s giants (who’s kind of tubby now).
But Heidi Montag is hot. That’s why we like hers more than Jessica Simpsons. Maybe she doesn’t think we guys know, but we know that fat girls have big boobs. And they have big boobs because they’re fat. Hell, fat guys have big boobs. Big boobs aren’t hot if they’re attached to a fat chick; true story.
Meghan “That-chick-who-posted-that-boobie-pic-on-Twitter-who-also-happens-to-be-former-presidential-candidate-Senator-John-McCain’s-daughter” McCain has a book coming out in August; she just released the title on her Twitter account: Dirty Sexy Politics: A True Story. She tweets:
Well, I guess no better time then the very start of 2010! Keep in mind, my book title like me, is meant to be irreverent and tongue & cheek
Good for her, I guess. I don’t get her, though. Like in the movie BIG with Tom Hanks, and the douche bag played by that guy whose name doesn’t matter is explaining the sky-scraper robot, and Tom Hank’s character says, “I don’t get it.” That’s exactly how I feel about Meghan McCain. So, it’s a chubby blonde Republican who thinks she’s entertaining but really isn’t? Well, what’s fun about that. I just don’t god damn get her.
I do like how she says she is “tongue&cheek” (first of all, it’s tongue-IN-cheek) because it make me picture her doing the BJ mime thing; oh Meghan, you pervert.
Again? Really? After that cluster ‘F’ of a show last time. The Twitter-boob-chick-who’s-also-John-McCain’s-daughter-which-is-why-it-is-on-Political-Sex is going to be on another Jay Leno Show panel.
From Twitter: @McCainBlogette I am going to be on Jay Leno tonight for the panel again….Tune in if you can!
Didn’t anyone at whatever network airs that night-time-show abortion actually watch the show last time. It was terrible. She’s not good. At all. Neither was anyone else on the panel, besides Jim Norton (who kind of looks like Britney Spears when she shaved her head).
That’s John McCain’s daughter – named Meghan McCain – and she decided to show all her followers that she is a geek and is spending the night in, reading a book, so she took a picture of herself. Then I guess she didn’t look at it. I’ve never been a woman (willingly, stupid alcohol) but to compare, if I took a picture of myself and a book, and I saw the top of my penis – and not normal top of the penis shot, but a HEY HERE”S MY PENIS shot – I probably wouldn’t post it. So either she’s an idiot, or quick on the uploads, and just posted the picture, or she wanted everyone to see the majority of her tits. I think I’d rather be slutty than stupid… but again, I’ve never been a woman.
I can’t tell if she’s hot with big boobs or fat; the sad part: I may never know. Here’s her twitter account: @McCainBlogette oh, oh… I have one too: @PoliticalSex
10-16-09:
She might be a really funny person… or stupid, again. Here’s her latest column, she talks about the boobie shot, and at the end of it she writes: “I just wanted to get that off my chest.” If that’s an ‘F’ you’ to everyone then she is awesome, and slightly more attractive… calm down! I said slightly, jeez, not like I want to do her. And who cares if i did; because actually, there’s a bit of a ’status conquest’ about her: daughter of a senator and presidential candidate, children’s book author, young-blonde-conservative (what is it about that, does that make me weird), and now she’s the Twitter boobie chick.
It was hard hitting news when the press uncovered that the White House doesn’t allow Twitter. But they got it wrong, and the White House wants to make sure the American people know they are Twitter compatible. You can follow the actual White House: @whitehouse. And hey, you can follow me, @PoliticalSex
Sarah Palin is done being Governor. Oh-kay… whatever. Who cares? Actually, it’s kind of awesome. She is one of the greatest characters to make it in main stream politics. And now she’s going to be running around, writing books, and saying all kinds of funny crap. Her first speaking event is at the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, in Southern California.
Cash for Clunkers started. What!? You can get some money for turning in a gas guzzler to buy a less gas guzzler. I keep hearing about it, but no specifics, so I looked it up. Here, if you want to know, read it yourself. That’s how much I don’t want to talk about this, I’d rather write “Here, if you want to know, read it yourself.” than have to go over it again. Sorry. This story will have everything you need to know.
I’ve been trying to get this thing to work, where when a put up a new post on the blog, it sends and automatic tweet letting people know to check it out. I think I got it with this one. But this is just a test, so I’m not sure why I’m explaining it so much. I could have just written, This is a test. I think people would know what that means and not judge me for keeping them in the dark or something.
I guess this is where I should be telling people that they can follow me on twitter, @PoliticalSex or you can click on the @POLITICALSEX page on the top right of this blog.
*Update* Didn’t work. Trying again.
*Update again* Didn’t work. Trying again.
Alright goddamn it, it didn’t work again, but that time it was because I was rushing things. Here we go…
