Political Sex

Yes! We got one. A top al-Qaida guy was killed by an unmanned drone in Afghanistan, or Iraq, whatever; unmanned drones are F’n cool, like a real life video game. Kind of like the movie Running Man.

• The officials said the killing was the result of stepped-up operations targeting al-Qaida leaders in recent weeks.

Stepped-up? What the hell have we been doing? Shouldn’t that be status quo; killing the leaders should always just be up already with no room to step up more, because that seems kind of important to the whole war thingy.

You know what we should do… What’s that… We should kill the enemy… Wow, that’s a great idea… Yeah? Thanks, but how do we do that… We could go out and find the enemy and then drop a bomb on them… Hmm, that could work… Yeah, it just might.

Just a side note: I don’t like how the “al” in ”al-Qaida” isn’t capitalized. I mean, it’s not an organization I belong to, so I don’t really care, but still, you’d think they’d want it to be Al-Qaida. And it seems like the Qaida part’s spelling keeps changing, is that just me? There’s really no way to find out – except by looking through past news stories, but who’s going to do that, I mean, really…