Political Sex

John “A Millionaire” Legend is an amazing musician and maybe played at the White House recently… whatever, I guess when you’re a celebrity at the White House your opinion on the politics of the country is newsworthy. He is mad at politicians for giving him back so much money in taxes, from this story:

“People fought to give me — a millionaire — a tax cut this year,” he said. “I didn’t need it. And all the other millionaires didn’t need it either.”

The singer said he’d benefited from cultural organizations such as community choirs and arts councils in earlier years, which often suffer when budgets get trimmed.

“I hope our politicians will not think that they are expendable and they can just get rid of them and nobody will feel the pain,” he said. “Because I think society will feel the pain.”

And he’s right, it’s wrong to cut funding to the arts - and sports – programs for young people. But if he’s so mad about all the money he gets back in taxes, he can give it back. No one in Washington is going to say, “No, no, that’s yours. Sorry. No take backs.” And even if they wouldn’t take it back, he could donate his tax return to some programs for the arts.

So, this is sort of a “preach on, but shut the hell up” situation. And no, this has nothing to do with me being jealous of a talented, good looking, rich guy dating a super model. I am jealous. But, that’s not what this is… (under breath) stupid rich guys, getting all the models, stupid models, they don’t know what they’re missing, I’d show em’ what’s up, tell you what, I don’t even want to be a millionaire, I’m for the people, an everyman, yeah, who does he think he is anyway, oh god, my life sucks, where’s that Rocky Road ice cream, oh yeah, I ate it all last night while masturbating to a John Legend concert on Fuse TV, damn…

I think I can officially confirm that the White House is struggling… Robert Gibbs, who does most of the speaking for the President, used the “What are you? High?” comeback. I think the last time I used that I was 22 years old and turning down my buddy’s suggestion of taking a shot of Bacardi 151. From this story:

“I hear these people saying he’s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested,” Gibbs said. “I mean, it’s crazy.”

You must be the highest motherfucker in the world to take the White House press secretary job.

These douche bags (the ones on either side of the douchey-looking Vice President) are the people that went to the that dinner at the White House and they weren’t invited and the security at the White House let them in and wander around all they wanted. they had to go in front of Congress or something and they both said they would decline to speak according to their rights given to them in the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution.

Then the Congress people started asking them questions. So they said they decline to speak according to their rights given to them in the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution… and then the Congress people asked them more questions… so they said…

How god damn stupid are the people in Congress? If you want an answer, it is: really. The people in Congress are really god damn stupid. They plead the Fifth, they’re going to plead the Fifth for everything. Stop asking them questions, quit wasting every-one’s time and move to the next step.

It’s like when this chick I was dating asked me if I was cheating on her. I said I wasn’t going to dignify that with a response and I was appalled that she would even ask me…. which was obviously a joke because she said it when she caught me in bed with another chick. I thought it was a really funny thing to say.

Some dude took off all his clothes and went for a jog near the White House. And people are calling him crazy? Why, because he wants to show the country there’s a bright side of life. But it was only 35 degrees out, who jogs naked when it’s that cold. You don’t find that funny? There’s nothing funny about the state of the nation. Fuck you. Kill-joy. I tip my hat to you, Mr. Naked Jogger.

President Barack Obama is hosting dinner for some important people from India, they call this deal a State Dinner; but the big news is that there are celebrities going… from here:

• Also on the list were Hollywood moguls Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg.

Who the fuck cares? No, that’s not me saying that; that is a direct quote from the Indian dude… probably. Oh and, of course, because politicians and their dumb-ass people are a bunch of F’n douche bags:

• Guests with ties to India included Deepak Chopra (CHAHP’-ruh), director M. Night Shyamalan (SHAH’-mah-lahn) and CNN Medical Correspondent Sanjay Gupta, Obama’s original choice for the post of U.S. surgeon general.

Oh, that’s nice - make these foreign Indian people feel at home by inviting a couple of people with Indian sounding last names. How embarrassing…