Political Sex

There’s a story from the Associated Press in the TODAY Show section of msnbc.com about the guy who walks the President’s dog when the President’s wife is not around. It’s not worth reading, but here’s the link anyway. I only care because I got to put the word ‘bitches’ in the title, and people are going to think I’m talking about some White House women. But then they’ll see it’s about actual dogs and wonder why they automatically think of women when they see/hear the word ‘bitches.’ And then, shortly after, they’ll figure it out: because women are bitches.

It was hard hitting news when the press uncovered that the White House doesn’t allow Twitter. But they got it wrong, and the White House wants to make sure the American people know they are Twitter compatible. You can follow the actual White House: @whitehouse. And hey, you can follow me, @PoliticalSex

Sarah Palin is done being Governor. Oh-kay… whatever. Who cares? Actually, it’s kind of awesome. She is one of the greatest characters to make it in main stream politics. And now she’s going to be running around, writing books, and saying all kinds of funny crap. Her first speaking event is at the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, in Southern California.

Cash for Clunkers started. What!? You can get some money for turning in a gas guzzler to buy a less gas guzzler. I keep hearing about it, but no specifics, so I looked it up. Here, if you want to know, read it yourself. That’s how much I don’t want to talk about this, I’d rather write “Here, if you want to know, read it yourself.” than have to go over it again. Sorry. This story will have everything you need to know.