Some tapes of The Greatest Politician in the World have revealed he’s even more awesome than anyone thought, just remember the pussy needs to go around; from this story:
“Last night I had a queue outside the door of the bedroom… There were 11 … I only did eight because I could not do it anymore,” Berlusconi told Tarantini in 2009. “Listen, all the beds are full here … this lot won’t go home, even at gunpoint.”
”Listen Gianpaolo, now we need at most two each,” said Berlusconi in one call. “Because now I want that you have yours, otherwise I will always feel I am in your debt. Then we can trade. After all, the pussy needs to go around.”
“These are people who can get jobs for whoever they want,” he told Tarantini. “Therefore the girls will get the idea that they are in front of men who can decide their destiny.”
I wish I could be ‘that guy’ who wears raunchy T-shirts in public, because I would love to walk around with an “After all, the pussy needs to go around” T-shirt. Although, I would have to grow a handlebar mustache to really pull off that shirt, and I just don’t have that ability. It’s not my fault I can’t grow thick facial hair. That doesn’t mean I’m not a man! It doesn’t, alright. I am a man. Stupid, hairy, bastards…
Of course, Silvio still says he’s done nothing wrong.
“My private life is not a crime, my lifestyle may or may not please, it is personal, reserved and irreproachable.”
Ah, yes, the ol’ “Don’t hate the player, hate the game” rebuttal; classic.
Ashley Dupre - former governor Elliot Spitzer’s call girl – was on Opie and Anthony’s radio show, today? sometime? I’m assuming today because all this her doing Playboy came out yesterday… whatever, that really doesn’t matter. But stuff like this is why I got into radio, here’s this dumb-ass broad, thinking she’s famous because she let some governor pay her to have sex with him, trying to pretend SHE matters. She doesn’t matter - at all - and Opie calls her on her bullshit; the only thing about her that matters is that one of the guys whose whore she was happened to be a state governor. I do like the precedent she’s setting though; maybe more hot call girls will want to have their picture taken naked for money. Actually, maybe I should start a magazine that only has young hot call-girl-hookers as nude models. And I could list stuff about them (like what their turn ons are), and then for some filler I could have interviews with celebrities and pictures of sexy parties that I’d have a the mansion I bought from all the money I made by printing pictures of naked whores. Wow! That’s a great idea. How come no one has thought of that, yet?
Elliot Spitzer’s call girl got naked for Playboy. And why wouldn’t she. She used to get paid to have sex with strangers, so this is nothing; like a pro football player getting a ton of dough to play a quick flag-football game – You’re going to pay me to not get hit? Uh, okay.
This is fantastic. Italy is letting drivers know where the whores are – or that there might be whores crossing the road? From this story:
Motorists and pedestrians have complained that the sign is ‘confusing’, saying they don’t know if it means to watch out for crossing hookers or if it means prostitutes operate in the area.
I would imagine these ladies of the night aren’t traveling, don’t have to travel great distances to get paid to have sex – so I’ll go ahead and say these signs mean both they cross and operate in the area. Check out this msnbc story, I couldn’t find the sign they use anywhere. That can’t be real, right? I looks like the cover of a porno about an Area 51 type area with a bunch of toxic sluts – hmm, I call intellectual property on that!
This is Susan Finkelstein. Susan Finkelstein is a 43-year-old Philadelphia Phillies fan. Susan Finkelstein really wants to go see the Phillies in the World Series. Susan Finkelstein offered to have sex with someone for tickets:
“DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
Of course the cops ruined everything and had an undercover guy contact her, who she offered sex for tickets (which is awesome that there are women out there who would actually do that) and was arrested for prostitution. Uh… okay, she’s not that bad, I guess? But with the quickest, laziest online check I could possibly do, I see tickets are almost $600 each. Do you know what kind of tail you could get for that kind of cash… I actually don’t, which I’m a little embarrassed to say for some reason; I assume it’s better than some 43-year-old sports junkie.
That’s interesting though: why do I think a real man would know what kind of whore you could get for $600… is that weird? Huh, oh well; something to think about while I rub up against women on the subway.
I love the word ‘whore.’ It’s a raw, and honest word; a word that has been around for centuries (probably). This Representative Alan Grayson fellow seems to be a raw and honest politician… or maybe I just think that because he called some lobbyist chick – named Linda Robertson – a whore:
“Here I am the only member of Congress who actually worked as an economist, and this lobbyist, this K Street whore, is trying to teach me about economics
In case you didn’t know, K Street is where a lot of lobbyists have their offices in D.C. I was a little disappointed by the Republican’s predictable response:
“Alan Grayson’s latest comments are disgraceful, inappropriate and disrespectful to women,” RNC Co-Chairman Jan Larimer said, calling on Grayson to issue an apology.
‘Disrespectful to women’? This had nothing to do with women; as great a word as ‘whore’ is, it has a few contextual intricacies; Grayson was just saying Linda Robertson would do anything for money, and probably didn’t mean sex… probably. But I’m glad that when Jan Larimer thinks whore, she thinks women. Calling a lobbyist a whore is kind of insulting to real whores. So on behalf of non-whores, to the whores of the world: I appologize, keep up the good work.
