Political Sex

I’ve never been prouder to be human. Presidential hopeful Herman Cain ran/runs (it doesn’t matter) a pizza company called Godfather Pizza. I’ve never heard of it before this Cain guy came about, but it seems that a while ago he did a big production covering John Lennon’s Imagine with the lyrics being about pizza. I’m assuming he did this to promote his pizza company, but I really hope he just did this because he really like pizza; either way, this makes me happy.

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