Political Sex

Kim Jong Il is apparently dead. It’s not like I saw the body, and I’ve heard the media lies to us to make sure we buy houses without money, and have abortions to save the earth from becoming a balmy 70 degrees year round… or something like that, I don’t really pay attention. Whatever. If it’s true, who is going to lead this luxurious nation?

North Korea’s state news agency KCNA has called dead leader Kim Jong Il’s son Jong Un a “great successor” in what appears to be the first such mention of the late leader’s youngest known son, who had been groomed to take over power.

Jong Un is the “great successor to the revolutionary cause of Juche and outstanding leader of our party, army and people,” KCNA said. Juche is the North’s homegrown political ideology of self reliance. (msnbc)

And don’t be worried about one of the world’s biggest military being in the hands of a 27 or so year old – no one knows how old he is – because he is a four star general. Though, he was appointed a four star general just so that he could take the place of his dear ol’ dad if needed. And if you were rooting for the North Koreans to get nuclear weapons, that should stay right on track as well. I’ve got a really good feeling about this, because I don’t live in South Korea with this nut-job next door. The moral of all this, be next to countries run by Drug Lords and Canadians.

Related posts:

1. the North Koreans sure are feisty…
2. does “un” mean the same thing in North Korea…
3. those North Koreans are adorable…