Political Sex

I guess people go to Spain, call themselves pilgrims, and make out with statues. Hey, I’m not one to judge the sexual appetites of others (I myself enjoy a bit of the ‘abnormal’ coitus, I’ll give you a hint: anti-gravity), but that seems like a long way to go to get off. Well, because of these perverts – they’re called agalmatophiliacs (I looked it up) - the Spanish government is worried about a new STD, Swine Flu, that may spread through this sick, statue loving circle.

In case you like knowing about sexual fetishes, pervert, this is from Wikipedia:

• Agalmatophilia (from the Greek agalma ‘statue’, and -philia φιλία = love) is a paraphilia concerned with the sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object.

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