that was a long god damn speech…
Tuesday, 1. December 2009
(why puppies? why the hell not… what you don’t like puppies)
President Obama gave a presidential speech and everyone seems to be surprised that he sounded like a president. The president can’t just go to the press room at the White House and say, “I’m sending more troops to Afghanistan, thank you.” The poor bastard has to fly all the way to West Point (I actually have no idea where West Point is; I just imagine it’s really far from everywhere) and talk for over a half hour about the same war everyone’s been talking about for years. And Obama gets compared to Bush. No shit! It’s not like Bush had bad political minded people and speech writers on his staff – he just sounded like an idiot. Obama probably said, “Alright. What should we say about the war in Afghanistan.” ‘Here you go, sir.’ “Thank you. Okay, let’s see here… uh, there must be some mistake, this is exactly what Bush always said?” ‘Yes, sir.’ “There must be some mistake.” ‘No, sir.’ “Hmm. You know, this is actually pretty good stuff.” ‘Thank you, Mr. President.’ “Oh, yeah… I can work this shit out. Hey, you over there.” ‘Who me?’ “Yeah you, you’re the only one standing over there… bring me some coffee, and take you’re shirt off, bra too.” ’Take my…’ “Take the shit off, bitch… because I’m the president, that’s why!” That’s probably how that meeting went; I wasn’t there so I have to take what I know about people and politics and life, and use my best judgement.
Oh yeah, for all those fucking idiots out there who are mad that Obama is sending more troops to Afghanistan because that’s not what you voted for… that’s exactly what you fucking voted for! Obama said through his entire campaign that he would send more troops to Afghanistan. God damn it I hate people.
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