Political Sex

This is was Pierre Lambert. He was some small town politician in Canada, doesn’t really matter. What matters is that seconds after he found out he won an election he died of a heart attack. Here’s the deal, when I first saw the headline I thought, ‘damn that is really funny.’ As I write this, I don’t know if it will come off as that funny, but I still think it’s really funny, and that’s all that really matters.

At least there’s this, from here:

• “We’re thinking a lot about Mr. Lambert today and his family. He went out full of joy and with a victory in his pocket.”

I’m almost positive he was not feeling joy as he had a heart attack. I’ve never actually had a heart attack, so I guess I don’t really know, but I think they hurt a lot… not to mention the fear of imminent death.

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